Unfishul Lum and Abner Dictionary

A

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abnominal (ab nom uh nul) - abnormal (episode 441122)

Abrahams Lincolns

Abrahams Lincolns - Abraham Lincoln (episode 431028)

accassessory (ak uh sess' ur ee) - accessory (episode 440601)

access (ak' sess) - accessory (to a crime) (episode 350221)

accomplishment (uh kom plish mint') - accomplice (episode 350715)

ackativty (ak a tiv' i tee) - activity (numerous episodes)

acredit (uh cred' it) - credit (350312)

acrost (uh crost') - across (episode 450412)

actshul (ak' shul) - actual (numerous episodes) [note: can also mean, "actually" (see 430615)]

adahesive (ad uh heez' iv) - adhesive (episode 430706)

adavisor (ad uh vize' ur) - advisor (episode 441228)

addacavo (ad uh cov oh) - avacado (episode 440110) [Also see avencados]

addacavo(s)

adult (ay' dult) - adult (numerous episodes)

afeared (a fear' duh) - afraid (numerous episodes)

aflation (uh flay shun) - inflation (episode 440113)

Africky (af ree' kee) - Africa (episode 430705)

again (uh gin') - against (numerous episodes)

agg (ag') - egg (verb) (episode 440608)

aggzample (ag zam pul') - example (episode 350122)

akeepin (uh keep' un) - keeping (episode 30316)

Alasky (a lask' ee) - the NOW (not then) state of Alaska (episode 430602)

alaphalpha (ala fal' uh fuh) - alpha/"A"/#1 (episode 441122)

Alice Forefthought (al iz' for' thot) - malice aforethought (law) (Abner said this, Lum corrected him) (episode 431214)

alien (ay lee un) - sick (compare to normal English, 'ailing') (episode 380608, 440614)

allengator (al' un gay tur) - alligator (episode 440522)

alphenbetical (al fin bet' ee cul) - in alphabetical order (episode 430921)

altitude (al tih tude') - attitude (episode 440131)

altory (al' tor ee) - alto, the lower female singing part (numerous episodes)

Americky - America (episode 350107)

anatiques (ann uh teeks') - antiques (episode 440325)

anchoves (ann' choves) - anchovies (episode 350722)

anninversary (ann in verse' uh ree) - anniversary (episode 440531)

annualized (ann yule ize duh') - analysed (episode 440627)

antiquarium (an tee kwair' ee um) - museum (episode 440501)

apint (uh pint') - appoint (numerous episodes)

appendicitis (uh pen duh cite' uz) - appendix (body part) [see also appendusus) (episode 431015)

appendecitises (uh pen duh cite' uz suz) - appendecitis (episode 450418)

appendusus (uh pen' duh suz) - appendix (body part) [see also appendicitis)

appintment (uh pint' mint) - appointment (episode 440718)

applincation (app lin kay' shun) - application (episode 440614)

appreciations (uh pree she ay shunz') - appreciation (episode 350524)

apurpose (uh pur' puz) - deliberately (episode 441026)

archikatecture (ar kik' uh tek ture) - architecture (episode 440612)

architect (ar chee' tek) - architect (episode 440704)

argamint (arg a mint) - argument (numerous epsiodes)

are (arr') - is (numerous epsiodes)

Arizony - Arizona (episode 350722)

armail (ar' mail) - airmail (episode 440320)

arn (arn') - iron (episode 440711)

arphan (ar fan') - orphan (episode 450404)

arplane (ar' plane) - airplane (episode 440320)

arry (are ree') - arrow (episode 440312)

arsenic (ar' sun ik) - arson (numerous episodes)

artificial flavorings - hair tonic! (episode 440125)

arphon (ar' fun) - orphan (episode 431208)

arstrige (are' strij) - ostrich (episode 400228)

asabestos (az uh best' us) - asbestos (episode 450509)

Assistant Captain - the man right below a captain in rank (441005)

astronomimoniners - (ast ro nom' eh mon eh mon eh nurz) - astro_something? (episode 450507)

Atlases - "Charlie" Atlas [see Charlie Atlas] (episode 440928)

Atlast - (at last') Atlas (episode 380311)

atmosphere (at mos feer') hemisphere (episode 450320)

atmospheres (at moz feerz') - atmosphere (episode 441003)

attorneys-in-law (uh turn' eez en law) - attorneys-at-law (episode 431213)

artycull (art ee' cull) - article (numerous episodes)

audytor (aw' dee tor) - auditor (someone who tells people they "ought to do this or they ought to do that" - Lum) (episode 350107)

auteebiograph (awt' ee by oh graf) - autobiography (episode 440904)

auteegraph (awt ee' graf) - autograph (episode 440125)

automatin (aw' tuh mate en) - automating (episode 450515)

avencados (av un cad' ohs) - avacados (episode 440518) [Also see addacados]

awettin (uh wet' un) - getting splashed with water (episode 350905)

ay (ay') - aye (usually, "aye aye") (episode 441005)

aydress (ay' dress) - address (episode 440320)

aynuff (ay' nuff) - enough (episode 440907)

azaggerate (uh' zaj ur ate) - exaggerate [see also zaggerate] (episode 350327)

azzme (az' mee) - asthme (episode 350225)

Z

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zact (zact') - exact (numerous episodes)

zactly (zact' lee) - exactly (episode 441024)

zaggerate (zaj' ur ate) - exaggerate [see also azaggerate] (episode 35027)

zasperated (zaz per ated') - exasperated (numerous episodes)

zamin (zam' un) - examine (numerous episodes)

zeebrees (zee' breez) - zebras (350314)

zekative (zek' a tiv) - executive (numerous episodes)

Y

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year (yeer') - years (numerous episodes)

yeller (yell' er) - yellow (numerous episodes)

yisterday (yis ter dae') - yesterday (episode 350314)

X

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Xclusive (ex' clue siv) - exclusive (We know it's spelled this way because Lum says, "xclusive, with a capital 'x.' ") (episode 440201)

W

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weather (weth ur') - bad weather (episode 440203)

weather profiteer (weth ur' prof' a teer) - meteorologist (episode 431021)

weepon (wee' pun) - weapon (episode 440714)

went (wint') - gone (episode 440303)

Went With the Wind

Went With the Wind - "Gone With the Wind"; film/book (episode 431015)

weren't (whirnt') - wasn't (episode 350517)

whirlpool (wirl' pull) - whirlwind (as in 'whirlpool romance') (episode 450322)

whoopin (woop' un) - a beating (episode 350506)

widder (widd' er) - widow (numerous episodes)

William the Conker - William the Conquerer [Abner] (episode 440502)

William the Conquer - William the Conquerer [Lum] (episode 440502)

winder (wend' er) - window (numerous episodes)

winned (wend') - won (numerous episodes)

wished (wish duh') - wish (numerous episodes)

withdrawout (with' draw out') - withdraw (episode 440303)

wolfhole (wulf' hole) - foxhole (episode 440127)

won (wawn') - one (spelled) (episode 450614)

wonderful (one' der ful) - great [also: terrible, awful, horrible] (numerous episodes including 440531)

wop (wop') - a punch (usually 'upside the head') (numerous episodes)

wrecked (reck' duh) - racked (episode 440724)

wretch (retch') - wreck (as in "narvous wretch") (episode 430715)

wrinkles (rink' ulz) - shrinks (episode 450328)

writ (rit') - wrote (episode 440201)

wropped (ropp' duh) wrap (numerous episodes)

wroppin (ropp' un) wrapping (episode 440823)

wrote (rote') - written (episode 440928)

V

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vacate (vay' kate) - vacation (numerous episodes)

vagrin (vay' grin) - vagrancy, to be a vagrant [verb] (episode 440801)

valuate (val yue ate') - value (episode 440201)

vanilly (vuh nill' ee) - vanilla (episode 440125)

vanilly extract (vuh nill' ee ex' traks) - vanilla extract (episode 440125)

vanquished (van quish' duh) - (confused with) banquet (episode 450412) and (confused with) vanished (episode 450412)

vaporated (vap uh ray tud') - evaporated (episode 350909)

vegetabletarian (veg' uh tuh bul tair' ee un) - vegetarian (episode 440201)

ventril (ven' tril) - a ventriloquist (episode 440928)

verticals (ver' tee culz) - vertical (episode 450412)

vestigate (vest' uh gate) - investigate (episode 450509)

veteran (vet' ur un) - veternarian (episode 350308)

vice king - one directly below the king (episode 380308)

vicey versie - vice versa (episode 380413)

vigoratin (vig oh rate' un) - invigorating (episode 450212)

villyun (vil' yun) - villian (episode 350530)

violate (vy oh late') - violation (episode 350619)

violation (vy oh lay' shun) - volition (episode 440327)

vitameen (vy ta meen') - vitamin (episode 430923)

vizon (viz' on) (spelled by Lum) - vision (episode 350902)

volcaneyoes (vol cane' yoes) - volcanoes (episode 380311)

volocopedia (voe los uh pee' dee uh) - encyclopedia (episode 450320)

U

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ultamato (ul toe may' to) - ultimatum (episode 440113) (Lum laughs when he says it)

unadvice (un ad vice') - to refrain from advising someone (episode 450115)

unanecessary (un a ness' is airy) - unnecessary (episode 430826)

unappint (un uh pint') - to remove or revoke an appointed position (episode 440802)

unbirding (un bird' ing) - unburden (episode 350717)

uncomfort (un cum' fert) - uncomfortable (episode 440306)

unconcealed (un cun seal' duh) - concealed (episode 440714)

unconscious (un kon' shus) - subconcious (numerous episodes)

unconsciousness (un kon' shush nuss) - unconscious (episode 350628)

uncouraged (un cur' edge duh) - discouraged (episode 350121)

undepultize (un dep' ul tize) - to remove a deputy's authority (episode 440802)

underferiority complex (un dur in fear ee ur or' it tee) - inferiority complex (episode 440703)

underzaggeratin (un' der zag' ger ate un) - not exaggerating enough (episode 440927)

undispossess (un dis poze ess') - dispposess; to remove someone from a premises using the court (episode 431004)

undrawed (un' draw duh) - withdrawn/withdrew (episode 4401013)

unduct (un dukt') - deduct (episode 440518)

uneasy (un eaz' ee) - not easy (episode 440523)

uneethical (un ee' thik ul) - unethical (numerous episodes)

unelect (un ee lect') - to resign a post you have been voted into (numerous episodes)

unelephant (un el' uh funt) - irrelveant (episode 450611)

unencourage (un en cur' uj) - to discourage (episode 430921)

unexporgated (un ex' por gate ud) - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE - means, "without interruption" on the show (episode 430707)

unferior (un feer' yur) - inferior (episode 440104)

unfishul (un fish' ul) - unofficial (numerous episodes)

unfringes (un frinj' ez) - infringes (episode 450605)

unhonest (un' on ezt) - dishonest (numerous episodes)

uninfectin (un en fek' tun)- disinfect (numerous episodes)

union (yune' yun) - reunion (episode 44033xx [Bank Part 2])

unionforms (yune' yun forms) - uniforms (episode 450123)

unlectual (un lec' twul) - not intellectual (episode 430921)

unlegal (un lee' gul) - illegal (numerous episodes)

unlessun (un less un') - unless (episode 350621)

unloosen (un loo' zen) - loosen (episode 431021)

unmaterial (un muh teer' ee ul) - immaterial (episode 450611)

unpatriotics (un pay' tree ot ikz) - unpatriotic (episode 440713)

unpeached (un peech duh) - impeach (episode 440815)

unpossible (un poz' i bul) - impossible (numerous episodes)

upperds (upp urdz') - up (episode 450516)

unpronounce (un pro' nownz) - words that are hard to pronounce (episode 440209)

unresign (un ree zine') - to get post back after resigning (numerous episodes)

unresponsible (un ree spon' zib ul) - irresponsible (episode 441207)

unsang (un sang') - unsung (episode 441005)

unsatisfied (un sat iz fye duh) - dissatisfied (episode 350204)

unstropped (un strop' duh) - unstrapped (episode 450212)

unzolvin (un zoll' ven) - dissolve (numerous episodes)

upside downers - upside down (episode 380311)

T

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tago (tuh' go) - ago (episode 450411)

tarred (tard') - tired (numerous episodes)

taters (tay' turs) - potatoes (episode 350923)

telephone (tell' uh fone) - a phone call from someone (example: "Lum, did you just get a telephone?") (episode 441017)

tellyvision (tell' ee vi shun) - telelvision (episode 450116)

tempatation (temp uh tay' shun) - temptation (episode 440214)

tempers (temp' urz) - temper (numerous episodes)

temporary (temp uh rare ee') - temporarily (episode 350510)

tennis field (ten' us feeld') - tennis court (episode 431012)

tenchun (ten chun') - attention (episode 350131)

Terzan

Terrie Hotie (tair' ee ho' tee) - Terre Haute, Indiana (episode 440612)

Terzan (ter' zan) - Tarzan (episode 350712)

teshnicality (tesh' nik al et ee) - technicality (episode 440802)

testyfy (test ee' fie) - testify (episode 440920)

testymony (test' ee mony) - testimony (episode 450613)

theys (thaze') - there is (numerous episodes)

thora (thor' a) - thorough (numerous episodes)

thority (thor' uh tee) - authority (episode 440720)

thoughty (thot' ee) - thoughtful (numerous episodes)

thousandaires (thow' sund airz) - rich (episode 440317)

throwed (throw 'duh) - threw (numerous episodes)

tickle (tik' ul) - tackle (episode 350816)

tictacs (tik' tax) - tactics (episode 440207)

tight (tite') - tight situation (episode 350401)

Toasted Master - Toast Master (episode 350722)

tolerbly (tol' er blee) - tolerable (numerous episodes)

tomaters (tuh mate' urz) (episode 350329)

tones (tones') - tone (episode 441228)

tonsorial barbarian (ton sor' ee ul bar bair' ee un) - barber (episode 440126)

tooked (took' duh) - taken (episode 440921)

transoformations (tranz so for may' shunz) - wig (episode 441226)

transome (tranz' um) - tantrum (episode 431117)

treasury (trez' your ee) - treasure (episode 440304)

tresserpassin (tress' ur pass un) - tresspassing (episode 440809)

tribune (trib' yoon) - tribute (episode 430720) [also] tribulations (episode 431028)

tribute (trib yute') - contribute (episode 450425)

trybulations (try bull ay' shunz) - tribulations (episode 440911)

tuber (too' ber) - tuba (episode 450108)

Tuscan (tuz' scan) - Tuscon, Arizona (episode 350829)

Tulsy (tul' see) - Tulsa, Oklahoma (episode 350104)

Tunney (too' ney) - Gene Tunny, boxer (episode 450426)

Tuskyloosa - Tuskaloosa, Alabama (episode 350122)

twyst (twyst') - twice (numerous episodes)

typhoon fever (ty phoon' feev' er) - typhoid fever (episode 431021)

S

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salesship (selz' ship) - salesamanship (episode 440615)

sandriches (sand' rich ez) - sandwiches (episode 441010)

sangin (sang' un) - singing (episode 350723)

Sant Louis - Saint Louis (numerous episodes)

Santa Fran Sancisco - San Francisco (Also see Fran Sancisco) (episode 450426)

Santy Monica - Santa Monica, California (episode 441214)

sarched - (sarch duh') - searched (episode 400112)

sarcistic (sar kis' tik) - sarcastic (episode 440807)

sarve (sarv') - serve (episode 440731)

sarvin (sarv' un) - serving (episode 440731)

sassyfras (sass' ee fraz) - sassafras (episode 440823)

sat (sat') - set (Abner spelled it this way) (episode 440629)

satisfaction (sat iz fak' shun) - satisfactory (episode 440118)

saxyphone (sax ee' fone) - saxophone (episode 430712)

saw (saw') - seen (episode 440928)

scape (scape') - escape (episode 440817)

scarecrow (scare' crow) [verb] the act of scaring crows (episode 350725)

sceerd (skeerd') - scaird (numerous episodes)

sceneries (seen uh reez') - scenery (episode 350603)

scientifics (sy un tif' iks) - scientific (numerous episodes)

seamans (see munz) - seaman (sailor) (episode 441005)

sech (sech') - such (numerous episodes)

sediment (sed ee' ment) - sentiment (episode 440531)

self-unconcious (self' un con' shus) - self-conscious (episode 430817)

senasation (sin uh say' shun) - sensation (episode 450125)

senseless (sinz' luz) - sense (episode 440607)

sequin (sek' win) - sequine (episode 350816)

seriouser (seer ee uz ur') - more than serious (episode 350702)

servative (serv' uh tiv) - conservative (episode 440326)

set (set') - sit (numerous episodes)

settlements (sett ul mintz') - settlement (episode 431123)

shadder (shad' ur) - shadow (episode 450131)

shaddup (shad' up) - shut up (episode 350122)

shakedown (shake' down) - breakdown (as in "narvous shakedown"/nervous breakdown) (episode 350708)

shaller (shal' ur) - shallow (episode 350819)

shampooist (sham poo' ist) - barber [see barbarian and tonsorial barbarian] (episode 440126)

sheeps (sheepz') - sheep (episode 350722)

shev (shev') - shove (episode 440703)

shut (shut') - rid (as in: "Lum, get shut of her!") (numerous episodes)

sides (sydz') - besides, other than (numerous episodes)

siganature (sig' uh nuh chur) - signature (episode 431109)

Simon Degree (Simon Degree) - Simon Legree [see Simon McGee below] (episode 450404)

Simon McGee (Simon McGee) - Simon Legree; penny pincher, cheap. [Also] a "snake-in-the weeds"

Simoneeze twins

Simoneeze twins (sy mon eez' twinz') - Siamese twins (as guests on Dinah Shore show)

simplinfy (sim' plin fy) - simplify (numerous episodes)

sitchyation (sit ee ay' shun) - situation (numerous episodes)

skenario (skuh nair' ee oh) - scenario (episode 380304)

slaggards (slag urdz') - slackers (episode 440305)

slicker (slik' ur) - a slacker (episode 400306)

sociation (soe see ay' shun) - association (episode 440809)

sody (sow' dee) - soda (numerous episodes)

sofy (so' fee) - sofa (episode 440814)

solastice (soe' ul stiz) - solstice (episode 450320)

some'errs (sum' errz) - somewhere (numerous episodes)

somersets (sum ur' setz) - somersaults (episode 350822)

sorter (sort' er) - sort of (numerous episodes)

sortment (sort' mint) - assortment (episode 350819)

sparagus (spair' uh guz) - asparagus (episode 450129)

spishun (spish' un) - suspecting (as in 'I spishun he caused that') (episode 440828)

spile (spile') - spoil (episode 440823)

Spinich (spin ich') - Spanish (episode 440326)

special (spesh' eel) - especially (numerous episodes)

Specific (spuh sif' ik) - Pacific (episode 440320)

spectackles (spek' tak ulz) - spectacles (episode 350326)

spected (spek' tud) - expected (episode 350527)

spectin (spek' tun) - expecting (episode 350509)

spicion (spish' un) - suspicion -also- suspecting (episode 430726)

spicious (spish' us) - suspicious (numerous episodes)

spile (spile') - spoil (episode 431013)

splain (splain') - explain (numerous episodes)

spellbounded (spel bown dud') - spellbound (episode 350708)

spinitch (spin ich') - spinach (spelled) (episode 350923)

splodes (splodes') - explodes (episode 380304)

splosives (spo sivz') - explosives (episode 380304)

spoil (spoil') - a spill or an accident (episode 350918)

spose (spoze') - suppose (numerous episodes)

sprize (sprize') - surprise (episode 450410)

statics (stat' ikz) - static (episode 450426)

statuary (stat yew air' ee) - statue (episode 350516)

statuettes (stat yu etz') - statutes (law) (episode 421213)

statutes (stat' utes) - statues (episode 380323)

steenog (stee' nog) - secretary (episode 440626)

steenographer (steen og' ruff ur) - stenographer (episode 440305)

Sterling gold - gold (episode 440531)

stocks (stokz') - stock (as in 'laughingstock' becomes 'laughingstocks')

stoled (stowld') - stole (episode 340411)

straffires (straf 'fires) - sapphires (episode 440510)

stravagunt (strav uh gunt') - extravagant (episode ??)

struck (struk') - stuck(episode 400207)

study (stud' ee) - steady (numerous episodes)

stuft (stuft) - stuffed [spelled by Abner] (episode 440502)

subatract (sub a tract') - subtract (numerous episodes)

subconcious (sub con' shus) - unconscious (episode 440816)

subdivide (sub dee vide) - divide (episode 440403)

subjuncative (sub junk' a tiv) - subjunctive (numerous episodes)

subtile (sub' tile) - subtle (numerous episodes)

subscriptions (sub scrip' shuns) - prescription (episode 350625)

substracted (sub' strak tud) - distracted (numerous episodes)

subunconcious (sub un con' shuz) - a cross between unconscious and subconscious (episode 430615)

Sudan (sue' dan) Sedan (car) (episode 350809)

surralist art

sueycided (sue' ee side ed) - suicide; I think it's almost always a verb (example: Do you think Lum sueycided himself?) (numerous episodes)

suffencate (suf' en kate) - suffocate (episode 431021)

suggest (sug' jest) - suggestion (episode 431229)

suin (sue' un) - suit; as in law suit (numerous episodes)

sunstrike (sun' strike) - sun stroke (episode 440311)

supernationsal (soo per nash' un ul) - supernatural (episode 441227)

superstitions (soo per stish unz) - superstition (episode 450329)

Supremes Court - Supreme Court (episode 440926)

surralist (sir' a lust) - surrealist (painter/artist) (episode 430609)

surralistical (sir' a lust ee kal) - surrealist (episode 430627)

suspicion (suh spish' un) - suspect (verb) (episode 350409)

susport (suz' sport) - support (episode 450425)

swallertails (swall ur' telz) - swallowtails (episode 450329)

swored (swore duh') - sword (episode 440325)

sympathetics (sim puh thet' iks) - sympathies (episode 440911)

synopsisees (sin op' sis eez) - synopsis (episode 380308)

syphoon (sye foon') - siphon (episode 440601)

R

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R.F.M.F.T. - RSVP (episode 450314)

raddyo (rad' ee o) - radio [see also radiator] (numerous episodes)

radiator (ray dee ate' ur) - radio [see also raddyo] (episode 441202)

raff-riff (raf' rif) - riff-raff (episode 440809)

raggeder (rag ed ur') - more ragged (episode 441211)

ragrancy (rayg' ren see) - vagrancy (episode 400202)

randoms (ran' dumz) - random (episode 441017)

rangements (ranje' munts) - arrangements (numerous episodes)

ransom (ran' sum) - random (episode 440510)

rasarved (ruh sarv' duh) - reserved (episode 350311)

rayed (ray duh') - X-rayed (episode 350625)

readin (reed' un) - (noun) writing (episode 350812)

realityism (ree' al uh tee iz um) - realism/realistic (episode 440906)

Reba's cousin - repercussions (episode ?)

recollection (rek ul ek shun') - recalled (350612)

reconstrict (ree cun strict) - reconstruct (episode 440510)

reeceet (ree' ceet) - recipe (numerous episodes)

recommend (rec co' mend) - recommendation (episode 431230)

refault (ree' fawlt) - default (episode 431202)

refinement (ree fine' munt) - confinement (episode 440808)

reflect (ree flek) - reflection (episode 441031)

reflection (ree flek' shun) - inflection (voice) (episode 440711)

reforminatory (ree form' in a tor ee) - reform school (episode 430803)

rejustable (re just' uh bul) - adjustable (episode 440120)

relates (ree' lates) - kin (numerous episodes)

relaxanation (ree lax' uh nay shun) -relaxation (episode 440829)

reliable (ree ly' uh bul) - lible (as in 'law') (episode 431123)

romanticals

repeal (ree' pil) - appeal (numerous episodes)

reproach (ree' proach) - approach (episode 440724)

reprobates (rep row bates') - probates (episode 450314)

repulsive (ree' puls iv) - impulsive (episode 440214)

reputate (rep yu tate') - reputation (episode 421213)

resascude (rez uh skew' duh) - rescued (episode 450228)

resh (resh') - rush (numerous episodes)

resolute (rez oh lute') - resolution (episode 350912)

responsible (ree sponz ub bul') - responsibility (episode 350913)

responsibilty (ree sponz uh bil' uh tee) - responsible (episode 350104)

rested (rest' ud) - arrested (episode350704)

reumatiz (room' a tiz) - reumatism (episode 430708)

Richard the Lion Faced - Richard the Lion Hearted (episode 440325)

rid (rid') - rode

rifling (rife ling') - raffling (episode 380328)

rinsoms (rin' sumz) - ransom (episode 450528)

rise (rize') - rice (spelled) (episode 350923)

rithmatics (rith' ma tikz) - mathematics

roarin Alice - aurora borealis (Cedric) [see also Lauren Borealis)

rok (rok) - rock [spelled by Abner] (episode 440502)

romanticals (roe man' tik ulz) - romantic deeds (numerous episodes)

romantics (roe man' tiks) - romantic (numerous episodes)

rookus (rue' cuss) - ruckus (episode 350211)

Rotary (row tair' ee) - Rotary Club (episode 350823)

routine (rau' teen) - routine (episode 440731, 441030)

ruecruitin (rue cruit' un) - recruiting (Lum said it, Abner corrected him) (episode 440529)

ruinin (ruin' un) - running (episode 441017)

ruint (ruy' unt) - ruined (see also ruyrend) (episode 440106)

ruekus (ruy' kuz) - ruckus (episode 440517)

rustmonias (rust moan' yuhz) - pneumonia for robots! (episode 450528)

ruyrend (rue' rend) - ruined (episode 440105)

Q

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qualeefied (kwall' ee fide) - qualifed (episode 350213)

qualinfincations (kwal en fin cay' shunz) - qualifications (episode 441005)

quantity (kwan' uh tee) - quality (episode 440326)

quaranteed (kwar un teed') - quarantine (episode 430825) (Cedric says this, Abner actually corrected him and gave him the proper word same episode.)

quipment (kwip' mint) - equipment (episode 380228)

quittin (kwit' un) - a divorce (episode 350130)

P

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paladial (puh lay' dee ul) - palacial (episode 380608)

paralaseez (puh ral uh seez) - paralysis [see also parrylized] (episode 440622)

parrdise (pair ee' dice) - paradise (episode 441218)

parrychute (pair ee choot') - parachute (episode 400122)

parrylized (pair' ee lyze duh) - paralysed [see also paralaseez] (episode 440310)

parsarves (par sarvz') - preserves (episode 450416)

parties (par' teez) - party (episode 441011)

parteners (part nurz') - partnership (episode 350509)

partnerships (part' nur shipz) - partnership (episode 431207)

party (par tee') - part (episode 350617)

patriotics

Patoomic (puh too' mik) - Patomic (episode 400222)

patriotics (pae tree ot' iks) - patriotic (numerous episodes)

Paul Reveres - Paul Revere (episode 350903)

pawn breaker (pawn' break ur') - pawn broker (episode 440318)

peared (peer' duh) - appeared (episode 350213)

peelin (pi'l un) - appealing (?)

pegents (pej' untz) - pageants (episode 440127)

penintentry (pin in tin' tree) - penitentiary (numerous episodes)

peerch (peerch') - pearch (a fish) (episode 380330)

percents (per' cintz) - percent (numerous episodes)

perfect-alright (per fekt' all rite') perfect (numerous episodes)

perfect-good (per fekt' gewd') - perfect (numerous episodes)

perfect-okay (per fekt' oh' kay') - perfect (numerous episodes)

perishable (pair ish ay' bull) - perishable (episode 440823)

perlite (per lite') - polite (episode 441017)

perlitest (per lite' est) - politest (episode 44017)

personage (per' son edge) - person (as in 'in person') (episode 440705, 440712)

pessimatistic (pess uh muh tist' ik) - pessamistic (episode 450404)

pertaters (per tay' turz) - potatoes (episode 440904)

pertitions (per tish' unz) - petitions (episode 441003)

petitions (puh tish' unz) - partitions (episode 350321)

Philandelphia - Philadelphia (episode 450326, 450625)

philosophiser (fil os oh fize' ur) - philosophiser (episode 441218)

phossyfate (foss' ee fate) - phosphate (episode 440711)

photygraph (foe' tee graf) - photograph (episode 441012)

phrasinology (fraze in ol' oh gee) - phraseology (episode 441009)

physy ed (fiz' zee ed') - physical education (Abner actually thinks this a boy's name) (episode 441012)

picket axe (pick et' ax') - pick axe (episode 440306)

pickin-pocket (pick un pock et) - pick-pocket (episode 441030)

pinned up (pinn duh' up') - a pin-up photo for soldiers during WWII (episode 440629)

pint (pynt') - point (episode 350410)

pintin (pynt' un) (episode 350517)

pints (pints) - points (episode 440904)

pirch (peerch') - pearch (a fish) (episode 440803)

pizen (pie' zun) - poison (numerous episodes)

pizen oakin (pie'zun oak' in) - the act of deliberately infecting an individual with poison oak (episode 430818)

plattery (plat ur ee') - flattery (episode 440504)

plunkin (plunk' en) - plucking (episode 441206)

pneumonies (new moan' eez) - pneumonia (episode 440528)

pokeyhontus (poke ee hont uz') - Pocahontas (episode 380308)

politics (pol a tikz') - political [see word below] (numerous episodes)

politics (puh lit' tikz) - political [see word above] (episode 441017)

polky-dotted (pole kee' dot' ud) - polka-dotted (episode 441115)

Ponce Leon - Ponce de Leon (episode 440622)

poolverize (pool ver ize') - pulverize (episode 440515)

poplarist (pop lar ist') - most popular (episode 380228)

poppy (pop' ee) - father (episode 380415)

porn (porn') - pouring (episode 350723)

potaters (puh tate' urz) - potatoes (episode 440712)

poteetazum (poe' tee taz um) - potassium

practical (prak ti kul') - practically (numerous episodes)

practize (prak' tize) - practice (episode 440508)

prasarved (praw sarv' duh) - preserved (episode 440502)

precautions (pre caw' shunz) - precaution (episode 440125)

preceeds (pre' seedz) - proceeds (episode 440303)

preciate (pre she ate') - appreciate (episode 350205)

prefume (pre'fume) - perfume (numerous episodes)

prefuma (pre'fue ma) - perfume (episode 430707)

prefumagatin - to fumigate (numerous episodes)

premote (pree' mote) - promote (numerous episodes)

premotion (pre moe' shun) - promotion (numerous episodes)

prepoze (pre' poze) - propose (numerous episodes)

pression (presh' un) - impression (episode 450425)

pressures (presh' urz) - pressure (episode 440626)

presued (pree' sued) - persued (episode 441106)

pretties (prit' eez) - nice things in shop windows (episode 450411)

prioters (pry' turz) - propreiters (episode 350813)

professions (pro fes' shunz) - profession (episode 440613)

profits (prof' etz) - profit (episode 440119)

prohibition (pro hib ish' un) - probation (episode 430816)

projections machine - film projector (episode 440105)

properties (prop' er teez) - property (numerous episodes)

proppysitions (prop ee zish' unz) - propositions (episode 440621)

proriety (pro rye' uh tee) - priority (episode 440320)

psycheologist (sie kee ol' o jist) - psychologist (episode 430601)

psycholology (sie co lol' o jee) - psychology (numerous episodes)

physilology (fiz ee lol' o gee) - physiology (episode 430609)

powders (pow' derz) - powder (episode 440110)

publickity (pub lick' it ee) - publicity (episode 430729)

purdy (pur' dee) - pretty (numerous episodes)

pyanna (pie an' uh) - piano (episode 431108)

pyanie (pie an' ee) - piano (episode 431013)

pyers (pie' urz) - powers (episode 450523)

O

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objects (ob jekz') - object (episode 440104)

obligate (ob luh gate') - obligations (400103)

obligated (ob lin gay' tud) - obligated (episode 450501)

oblingations (ob lin gay' shunz) - obligations (episode 441107)

occifer (oss' uh fur) - officer (episode 431019)

octopus (oc' tuh puz) - occulist (episode 350326)

offifer (off if er') - officer (episode 431013)

Okenawahoo - Okinawa (episode 450411)

Oklahomey (oak la home ee) - Oklahoma (episode 431207)

okry (oak' ree) - okra (episode 440904)

olders (old urz') - elders (episode 440525)

oneasy (on ee' zee) - uneasy (episode 350405)

one-trackedest (won' trak uh dust') - severely narrow-minded about a particular subject (episode 440914)

onning (on ing') - ironing (episode 350405)

onst (onst') - once (numerous episodes)

opporntunity (opp orn toon' i tee) - opportunity (episode 431230)

oppyrator (opp ee rate' or) - operator (episode 440524)

optical collision - optical illusion (episode 450130)

optimistic (op tuh mist' ik) - pessimistic (episode 380420)

optimistical ( op tuh mist' ik ul) - optimistic (episode 450605)

oratin (oh rate' un) - orating/speaking (episode 440927)

ordeenances (or dee nan sez') - ordinances (episode 350617)

orgeenized (or gee nize duh') organized (episode 350530)

ort (ort') - ought (numerous episodes)

orten (or' tun) - ought not (numerous episodes)

othern (uth' urn) - other one (episode 440626)

out-drown (owt' drown') - drown out (numerous episodes)

overhauls (ove' er hawlz) - overalls (numerous episodes)

N

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Napoleons Boneyparts

Napoleons Boneyparts - Napoleon Bonapart (episode 440913)

nappers (nap' urz) - kidnappers [see also kidnippers] (episode 350911)

narrie (nair ee') - narrow (episode 350823)

narve (narv') - nerve (numerous episodes)

narvous (nar' vuz) - nervous (numerous episodes)

narvous break-up (nar' vuz brake' up') - nervous breakdown (episode 440905)

natural (nat' trul) - naturally (numerous episodes)

necessary (ness uh sair' ee) - necessarily (episode 440203)

nessasessity (ness a sess' a tee) - necessity (numerous episodes)

new (nue') - news (but only one item) (episode 440305)

newasense (nue' a senz) - nuisance (numerous episodes)

Niagry Falls (Niagra Falls) (episode 450416)

nickarockasus (nik a rok' a sus) - rhinocerus (episode 440311)

nitials (nish' ulz) - initials (episode 440704)

nob-hob (nob' hob') - hob-nob (episode 440104) [Also nob-hobbin (episode 440809)]

nonexpected (non' ex pek ted) - unexpected (episode 440522)

nonreasonable(non rea' sun uh bul) - unreasonable (episode 450109)

nonunbearable (non' un bair uh bul) - unbearable (episode 440201)

Notary Republic - Notary Public (episode 440724)

notyrized (no tee' rize duh) - notarized (episode 440725)

nouncement (nownz' mint) - announcement (episode 441003)

novelties (nov ul teez') - novelty (episode 450524)

numskills (num' skillz) - numskulls (episode 350903)

nuthern (nuh thern') - another one (episode 350122)

nutricions (new trish' unz) - nutricion (episode 450523)

M

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Madein Ohio (maid' en) - pinball machine ("Made in Ohio") (episode 440318)

Mahat MacDandy

maganesium (mag uh neez' ee um) - magnesium (episode 440711)

magics (maj' iks) - magic (episode 441030)

magic magicians - magicians (episode 441030)

magined (maj' un duh) - imagined (episode 350910)

magnify (maj' neh fie) - magnify (episode 450509)

Mahat MacDandy (ma hat' mac dan' dee) - Mahatma Gandhi (episode 440120)

mananacure (muh nan' ee kure) - manicure (episode 440621)

mans (manz') - men (episode 350121)

marble gadget - pinball machine (episode 440318)

marble machine - pinball machine (episode 440318)

marshermellers (marsh ur mell urz') - marshmallows (episode 380401)

Marthy - Martha (episode 380608)

matinees (mat un ayz') - matinee (movie) (episode 43118)

matrimonul (mat ree moan' ulz) - matrimonial (episode 441207)

mechanicals (muh kan' ik ulz) - mechanical (episode 431013)

medium-jumbo - medium (episode 440828)

meejitz (mee' jitz) - midgets (numerous episodes)

megnaphone (meg' na fone) - megaphone (episode 430920)

meller (mell' ur) - mellow (episode 450102)

mercantile (merk un' teel) - merchant/store clerk (episode 350711)

merchantin (mer' chunt un) - the act of being a merchant (episode 440727)

mergency (merj' un cee) - emergency (numerous episodes)

messmerize (mess mer rize') - mesmerise (episode 430705)

might-nie (mite' nie) - "just about" (numerous episodes)

minds (mindz') - mind (example: "I have a good minds to not let you have any.") (numerous episodes)

misput (miz' put) - inconvenience (episode 350819)

misterez (mis teer uz') - mysterious (spelled by Abner) (episode 450131)

monotony (mon ot' un ee) - monopoly (never quite said, fully - was confused [Lum]) (episode 440124)

Montany - Montana (episode 441025)

morter (mor' ter) - martyr (episode 440904)

mum (mum') - ma'am or sir (either one!) (numerous episodes)

The Mona Liza

Mona Liza (mone' a lies' uh) - Mona Lisa painting by Leonardo da Vinci (episode 430609)

montonous (mun ot' en uz) - "monopolous" (in the act of creating a monopoly) (episode 44033xx [Bank Part 2])

moot (moot') - moat (episode 440516)

morals (mor' ulz) - moral (episode 450219)

Moses code (moe' zess code') - Morse code (episode 441005)

mucht (mucht') - much (numerous episodes)

mump (mump') - mumps but only one side of the face swollen (episode 440503)

murder (mur' dur) - merger (episode 44033xx [Bank Part 2])

muscle-bounded (musk' ul bown' ded) - muscle-bound (numerous episodes)

musculls (musk' ulz)- muscles (numerous episodes) [see also mussuls]

mussuls (mus' ulz) - muscles [spelled] (episode 440502) [see also musculls]

mystasterious (mist uh steer' ee uz) - mysterious (episode 440510)

L

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langrudge (lang' rudge) - language (episode 430729)

Larry's Jitnus - laryngytus (episode 450104)

larvae (lar' vae) - lava (episode 380311)

Last of the Moccasins - "Last of the Mohicans"; book (Lum corrected Abner) (episode 431021)

Lauren Borealis - aurora borealis (Cedric) [see also roaring Alice] (episode 441116)

law'em (law 'em) - to sue/a law suit (episode 441031)

leadingist (leed ing est') - leading (episode 440626)

learn (lern') - teach (numerous episodes)

learnt (lernt') - learned (numerous episodes)

lect (lect') - elect (numerous episodes)

lecatric (lek' uh trik) - electric [see also lectrik] (episode 440907)

lectric (lek' trik) - electric [see also lecatric] (episode 350405)

lections (lek' shunz) - elections (episode 441107)

lectual (lect' twull) - intellectual (numerous episodes)

leceechure (lec ee chure') - lecture (numerous episodes)

legal law-breaking - breaking the law but doing it for a just or moral reason (episode 440912)

legals - legal (450605)

lemonaidin (lem un aid' un) - to serve lemonaid (episode 440817)

lemonation (lem un ay' shun) - lemonade (episode 440517)

lemonzeen (lem' un zeen) - limosine (episode 440619)

lemornade (lem ur nade') - lemonade (episode 380314)

Leonard Vinki (len' erd vink' ee) - Leonardo da Vinci (episode 430609 and others)

lessun (lez' un) - unless [see also unlessun] (episode 350708)

liabilities (lie uh bil' uh teez) - assetts (episode 440327)

libary (lie' berry) - library (numerous episodes)

linkwet (link' wut) - deliquent (episode 350916)

literary (lit' er air ee) - literal (episode 431015)

liver (liv' er) - deliver [also delivery] (numerous episodes)

lobbies (lob' eez) - lobby [noun] (episode 440914)

logicals (loj' ik ulz) - logical (episode 440622)

looky (look' ee) - look (episode 350411)

lope (lope') - elope (episode 380308)

low-downdest (low down' dest) - low-down (episode 440619)

luminum (loo min' um) aluminum (episode 350201)

lunatics (loon' uh tiks) - lunatic (episode 440913)

K

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kanave (kuh nave') - knave (episode 440516)

kang (kang') - king (episode 350219)

kangyroo (kang' ee roo) - kangaroo (episode 440726)

kelm (kelm') - calm (numerous episodes)

keyromiam (key rome' ee um) - chromium (episode 440620)

kidnippers (kid nip urz') - kidnappers [see also nappers] (episode 350911)

kilos (kye' lowz) - kilos (weight) (episode 440523)

King Arthur and the Knights of the Roundhouse - King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (episode 440325)

kilt (kilt') - killed (episode 440311)

kincidence (kin' suh dinz) - coincidence (episode 440601)

kleptomaniacs (klep tow mane' ee aks) - kleptomaniac (episode 430714)

knock-knick (nok nik) - nick-knacks (episode 440503)

know (no') - no (Abner spelled it this way) (episode 440703)

knowed (no' duh) - knew (numerous episodes)

Kodak (ko' dak) - to take a photo [verb] [see also: Kodakin] (episode 421213)

Kodakin (ko' dak en) - o take a photo [verb] [see also: Kodak] (episode 440531)

J

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Jaypan (jay' pan) - Japan (episode 450304)

jedge (jedj') - judge (numerous episodes)

jedgement (jedj' mint) - judgment (numerous episodes)

jellyus (jell' yus) - jealous (numerous episodes)

jestice (jest' iz) - justice (numerous episodes)

jewelry - (jule ree') - jewler (episode 450328)

jewry (jew' ree) - jury (episode 440913)

jewrymens (jew' ree menz') - jurymen (episode 440925)

jine (jine') - join (see also, jun) (numerous episodes)

jining (jine' ing) - joining (episode 440629)

jor (jor') - jawwer (slang: talker) (episode 440713)

juboris (jue' buh riz) - [meaning unknown] (episode 380309)

jun (jun') - join (see also, jine) (numerous episodes)

jurisuhdiction (jure iz uh dik' shun) kurisdiction (episode 350618)

justice-of-the-peacin - the acting duties of the Justice-of-the-Peace (episode 350708)

justment (just' mint) -adjustment (episode 350205)

justyfied (juz tee fy duh) - justified (episode 350122)

I

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icicle (eye sik ul') - obstacle (Abner said it - Lum corrected him) (episode 440606)

identicals (eye den' tik ulz) - identical (numerous episodes)

idy (eye' dee) - idea (episode 440717)

Idyho (eye' dee ho) - Idaho (episode 440703)

igaloos (ig' uh looz) - igloos (episode 440524)

iganore (ig a nor') - ignore (numerous episodes)

igloos (ig' looz) - Alaskans (Cedric) (episode 441116)

ignorance (ig' nor unz) - ignorant (episode 431229)

imagnifyin glass

ignorance (ig' nor unz) - intelligence (episode 430601 and others)

ignorantaramus (ig nor unt uh rame' us) - ignorant (episode 440817)

ile (ile') - oil (episode 380311)

illuminate (ee lue' men ayt) - eliminate (episode 450521)

illuminated (ee lue' men ay ted) - eliminated (episode 440613)

imagnifyin glass (ee maj' ni fy en glaz') - magnifying glass (episode 430601)

imertation (im er tay' shun) - imitation (numerous episodes)

imitate (im uh tate') - imitation (episode 350507)

Imojeno - Iwo Jima (episode 450411)

impatients - (em pay' shuntz) impatient (episode 350524

import (em port') - deport (episode 380608)

importanist (im port' un ist) - most important (episode 430714)

importants (im port' uns)- important (numerous episodes)

impress (im press') - impression (episode 440801)

impresson (im press' un) - impression (episode 440320)

inaccessory (in ack sess' er ee) - accessory (episode 430726)

inafluence (in' uh flew enz) - influence (episode 441003)

inaformation (en uh for may' shun) - information (episode 450102)

inastructions (en uh struk' shunz) - instructions (episode 450514)

inaventors (en uh vent urz') - inventor (episode 450508)

inavestors (in uh vest' urz) - investors (episode 440718)

inavisible (in' a viz a bul) - invisible (numerous episodes)

incedents (in see' dentz) - incidence [also] instance (numerous episodes)

indellallible (en del' uh luh uh bul) - indelible (episode 450605)

indian/Indian (in dee yun) - engine (think: Indian/Injun) [also] Native American

Indiana (in dee ann uh') - India (Abner) (episode 350314)

indoubtably (en dowt ub lee') - undoutably (episode 450605)

inflected (in flek' tud) - infected (episode 350322)

innerductory (in er duk' ter ee) - introductory (episode 440119)

innerterpreters (inn ur ter' pri turz) - interpreters (episode 431028)

inquisite (inn quiz' it) - inquisitive (episode 350104)

interior (en teer' ear ur) - ulterior (episode 440510)

interreview (in' ter ree view) - interview (episode 440615)

invent (en' vent) - invention (episode 450521)

irrigation (ear uh gay' shun) - extradition (episode 350618)

irrational (ear ash' en uh bul) - rational (episode 440201)

inruptin (en' rup in) - interupting (numerous episodes)

insanties (en san uh teez') - insanity (numerous episodes)

insinuratin (en sin yew rate' un) - insinuating (episode 450116)

insomnies (en som' neez) - insomnia (numerous episodes)

insult (en' sult ) - consult (episode 441226)

inventories (in ven tor eez') - inventory (episode 450508)

Ioway (eye' oh way) - Iowa (Grandpappy Spears says this) (episode 431015)

interflation (en ter flay' shun) inflation (see also 'aflation') (numerous episodes)

intersane asylum (en ter sane' a sy' lum) - insane asylum (episode 430804)

invest (en vest) - investment (numerous episodes)

invite (en' vite) - invitation (noun) (episode 441011)

itim (eye' tim) - item (numerous episodes)

ivancotto (eye vun kott' oh) - unknown meaning (episode 440613)

H

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half-growed (haf' growd') short/stubby (numerous episodes)

half-part-time (haf' part' time') - part-time (episode 430714)

handlebars (han dull' barz') - handle [as in "don't fly off the handlebars"] (numerous episodes)

happy (happ ee') - happily (as in 'happy ever after') (numerous episodes)

har (har') - hire (numerous episodes)

hard (hard') - hired (episode 441011)

head co-chairman (hed' co chair mun') - fellow in charge of the co-chairmanship (numerous episodes)

hearin (heer' un) - a letter in the mail (example: "I got a hearin from Lum.") (episode 431004)

Heeawathy - Hiawatha (Indian) (episode 440509)

heerd (heerd') - heard (numerous episodes)

heinted (hayn' tud) - haunted (episode 450412)

helt (helt') - held (episode 440113)

hep (hep') - help (episode 350107)

hermit (her' mit) - a hermit [but used as a verb] ie -- Lum went and hermitted himself!

hesh (hesh') - hush (numerous episodes)

hesiltate (hez ul tate') - heitate (episode 350904)

hidey (hie' dee) - hello/hi (numerous episodes)

high-strunger (noun) high strung (episode 380311)

highsteriks (high stair' ikz) - hysterics (episode 350201)

hike-hitch (hike' hitch') - hitch-hike (episode 431123)

hippuhpotheseez (hipp uh poth' uh seez) - hypothesis (episode 350618

hippodromes (hipp' o droemz) - hippodrome (episode 431117)

hissen (hiz' un) his (numerous episodes)

histastorical (hist uh stor ee cul) - historical (episode 440502)

holler (hol' ur) - hollow (episode 441205)

holt (holt') - hold (episode 440110)

honester (on ust ur') - most honest (episode 380314)

hongry (hong' ree) - hungry (episode 441122)

hopes (hopes') - hope (episode 350528)

horizontals (hor ee zont' ulz) - horizontal (episode 450412)

hospitals (hos pit' ulz) - hospital (episode 450425)

host of honor - the guest of honor (episode 450315)

hot chills (hot' chilz') - being cold but sweating(?) (episode 431021)

humiliations (hue mil ee ay' shunz) - embarass (numerous episodes)

humilinations (hue mil ee nay' shunz) - embarass (episode 440621)

humilified (hue mil' ee fyed) - humilated (episode 441211)

humilifyin (hu mil ee fy' un) - humilifying (episode 441211)

humility (hue mil' ee tee) - humidity (numerous episodes)

huming (hue' ming) - human (numerous episodes)

hunggree (hung' ree) - hungry (Abner spells it) (episode 441205)

hunggree strike - hunger strike (episode 441205)

hydrauls (hy' drawlz) - The things that hyraulic testers conduct tests on (episode 450315)

hyestericals (hye stair' ee kulz) - hysterical (episode 440106)

G

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gadyated (gad ye ate ded) - graduated (episode 350121)

gagement (gayj' mint) - engagement (episode 350425)

gagements (gayj' muntz) - engagements (episode 450117)

gallery (gal' ur ee) - porch (episode 359401)

gardeen (gar deen') - guardian (of a trust, of a child) (episode 430804)

gardeniums (gar deen' ee umz) - gardenias (episode 450321)

garuntee (gar un tee') - guarantee (numerous episodes)

geenyus

geenyus (jeen' ee' yus) - genius (numerous episodes)

Generallisserimo (jen er ul liz' er um oh) - Generalissimo (episode 440131)

gentlemans (jent' ul munz) - gentleman (numerous episodes)

geography (gee og' ruff ee) - geology (episode 350913)

geographry (gee og' ruff ree) - geography (episode 441011)

gigalo (jig' a low) - igloo (episode of Philco Radio Hall of Fame with Judy Garland)

givermint (giv' er mint) - government (numerous episodes)

glooten (gloo' tun) - glutton (numerous episodes)

Golden Locks - Goldilocks (episode 400222)

golf battin (golf' batt' un) - golf/golfing (episode 440713)

golfin bats (golf' un batz') - golf clubs (episode 440713)

goodern (good ern') - a funny joke or a clever idea (numerous episodes)

goosher (goosh' ur) - gusher (episode 350122)

gossips (goss' ipz) - gossip (episode 440717)

gossipmongrol (goss ip' mon' grul) - gossipmonger (episode 440317)

gost (gost') - ghost (Lum spelled it) (episode 441031)

gradual (grad' yu ul) - gradually (numerous episodes)

gradyates (grad' yates) - graduates (n or v ) (episode 441018)

grannies (gran' eez) - a fake swear (often, "by grannies") (numerous episodes)

Greeta Garbo

graphaphone (graf' a fone) - gramaphone (numerous episodes)

gratitudes (grat uh tudes') - gratitude (episode 450101)

gravel (grav' ul) - gavel (episode 440816)

greement (gree mint') -agreement (episode 350104)

Greeta Garbo - Greta Garbo, actress (episode 431015)

grese (greez') - grease (spelled) (episode 350923)

grief stuck - grief struck

growed (drowd') - grown (numerous episodes)

grubs (grubz') - grub/food (episode 350723)

gruffaw - (gruf aw') - guffaw/laugh (episode 441110)

gumbeater (gum' beet ur) - one who talks a lot (episode 440501)

F

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facts (fax') - fact (numerous episodes)

falsify (falz ee' fy) - multiply (episode 440303)

familler (fa miller') - familiar (episode 440104)

fanatics (fuh nat' ikz) - fanatical (episode 440522)

far (far') - for (numerous episodes)

farred (farr' duh) - fired (numerous episodes)

farrin (far' un) - firing (episode 441009)

favorance (fay vor unz') - favor (verb) (episode 440614)

favorite (fay vor rite') - favorite (episode 440703)

feerocious (fee' row shush) - ferocious (episode 4405216)

felled (feld') - fell (episode 350709)

fer (fur') - far or for (numerous episodes)

fergive (fur giv') - forgive (numerous episodes)

ferrin (fair' un) - foreign (episode 350405)

fevers (fee' vurz) - fever (episode 450221)

ficaticious (fic a tish' us) - ficticious (numerous episodes)

figgers (fig' urz) - figures (episode 350325)

filum (fil' um) - film (numerous episodes)

final (fie' nul) - finally (numerous episodes) [also: final (episode 440601)]

finance (fy' nanz) - fiancé (episode 450326)

finality (fie na'l it ee) - final (episode 440522)

fit (fit') - fought (episode 350107)
flat-footed (flat' foot' ed) - honestly (numerous episodes)

flewed (flewd') - flew (episode 350606)

flied (fly duh') - flew or flown (episode 44114)

Floridy (flor' id ee) - Florida (episode 440622)

flower (flow' urz) - flour (spelled)

fluence (floo enz') - influence (episode 400228)

flywers (fly' urz) - flowers (episode 450321)

folies (foe' leez) - follies (episode 350624)

foolishest (fool ish est') - most follish (episode 350829)

foots (footz') - feet (episode 440706)

forgave (for gave') - forgiven (450528)

formyla (form ee' luh) - foruma (episode 440215)

fortunes (for' chunes) - fortune (episode 440105)

founds (fowndz') - found (episode 441122)

founting (fown' ting) - fountain (episode 440622)

founty pen (fown tee' pen') - fountain pen (episode 440313)

Francisco (fran sis' koe) - Slang for 'Frisco (San Francisco)

Fran Sancisco (fran' san sisko') - San Francisco (episode 440214)

friendships (frend' shipz) - friendship (numerous episodes)

freshmans (fresh' minz) - freshman (episode 430920)

freshments (fresh' muntz) - refreshments (episode 350725)

Front Commander - made-up Naval rank (according to Lum, [paraphrasing] this is what you work for after you become a Real Admiral)

full-fledgling (fool' fledge' ling) - full-fledged (episode 440303)

E

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eavesdrap (eves drapp') - eavesdrop (episode 440725)

eavesdrappin (eves drapp' un) - eavesdropping (episode 440110)

eccentrical (ex' sen tri cul) - eccentric (episode 440118)

edentify (ee den' tih fie) - identify (episode 441025)

educate (ed yew' kate) - education (episode 441003)

efficient (ee fish' unt) - efficient (episode 450101)

egantistical (ee gun tist' uh cul) - egotistical (see also egotisticals) (episode 440501)

eggsaggerate (eggs agg' er ate) - exaggerate (numerous episodes)

eggsample (eggs' am pul) - example (numerous episodes)

eggzibbit (eggs zib it') - an exhibit (object) in court (episode 450611)

egotisticals (ee go tist' uh culz) - egotistical (see also egntistical) (episode 441004)

elecatric (elec a trik') - electric (numerous episodes)

elecatrical (elec a trik' ull) - electrical (numerous episodes)

elecatricity (elec a tris' it ee) - electricity (numerous episodes)

electrocution (ee lec tro kew' shun) - elocution (episode 441228)

Emanuel (ee man you el) - manual (as in 'labor') (episode 440311)

empire (em' pire) - umpire (episode 350701)

enadowment (en a dow' mint) - endowment (episode 430818)

enchiladee (en chuh law' dee) - enchilada (they grow in Mexico, along with somebreros!) (episode 440727)

encyclonepedia (en cy clone pee' dee uh) - encyclopedia (episode 450320)

English (eng' lish) - England (episode 380606)

ernin (ern' un) - ironing (episode 441002)

err (er') - are (numerous episodes)

errest (ee rest') - arrest (numerous episodes)

errns (ernz') - ones (example: my woman takes care of the little ernz) (numerous episodes)

et (et') - ate (episode 440313)

etten (ett en') - eaten (episode 440313)

ettersetter (et' ur set' ur) - etcetera (episode 440201)

etiquit (ett ee kwit) - etiquette (episode 441011)

euclairs (you' clairz) - eclairs (episode 440503)

eventual (ee vent' twul) - eventually (episode 440106)

ever (ever') - every (numerous episodes)

exaggerate (ex agg' ur ate) - exaggerate (episode 440523)

expounding (ex pound' in) - responding (episode 350813)

extinguished (ex ting' wished) - distinguished (episode 440203)

extry (ek' stree) - extra (numerous episodes)

D

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daffydils (daff ee dils) - daffodils (episode 450319)

dasarve (da sarv') - deserve (numerous episodes)

dat (dat') - that (numerous episodes)

Daytony Beach - Daytona Beach, Florida (episode 350107)

debutantes (deb yew tant' tays) - debutantes (episode 450321)

deebue (dee' bue) - debut (episode 350725)

deecorate (dee' cor ate) decorate (numerous episodes)

deecorations (dee cuh ray' shunz) - decorations (episode 441016)

deeded (deed' ud) - to give someone a deed (episode 440801)

deeliver (dee' liver)- deliver/delivery (numerous episodes)

deependance (dee' pen dunz) - dependence (numerous episodes)

deers (deerz') - deer (episode 380228)

deesturb (dee' sturb) - disturb (numerous episodes)

deevidin (dee' vide un) - dividing (numerous episodes)

defecative (dee fek' a tiv) - defective (episode 440104)

defind (dee' find) - defend (episode 440903)

deliberate (dee lib' rit) - deliberately (episode 450605)

demonstrate (dim' un strate) - a demonstration (numerous episodes)

dependent (dee pend' untz) - independent (episode 350524)

depulzishun (dep ul zish' un) - deposition

depultize (dep ul tize') - to deputize (episode 400306)

depulty (dep' ul tee) - deputy (episode 440802)

desperadios (dez puh ray' dee ohz) - desperados (episode 350909)

desposit (des poz ut') - deposit (episode 350806)

detecative (dee tek' uh tiv) - detective (numerous episodes)

Dez Moinie (dez' moy' nee) - Des Moines, Iowa (episode 440612)

dianeuhsoarz (die ann' uh soars) - dinasaurs (episode 380318)

diaphrams (die' uh framz) - diagrams (episode 440612)

dicatate (dik 'uh tate) - dictate (episode 440304)

dicatation (dik uh tay shun') - dictation (episode 440304)

dicertate (dik ur tate') - dictate (episode 450509)

dictionairies (dik' shun air eez) - dictionary (episode 440626)

did (did') - done (numerous episodes)

differential (dif ur en' chul) - different (episode 440201)

digger-upper - digger (episode 440320)

dinnymite (dinn ee' mite) - dynamite (numerous episodes)

diplomee

Dion quartet (dye' on) - Dionne Quintuplets (episode 350828)

diplomee (dih ploe' mee) - diploma (episode 440124)

dis (diss') - this (numerous episodes)

disaskize (dis a skize') - disguise (episode 430727)

disapinted (dis a pint' ud) - disappointed (numerous episodes)

disinterested (dis in' trist ud) - uninterested (450609)

disreflections (dis ree' flex shunz) - disrespect (numerous episodes)

distastinguished (dist uh sting' gwish duh) - distinguished (episode 441214)

disuncconnected (dis un con ek' tud) - disconnected or unconnected (episode 441101)

divide (dee vide') - multiply (episode 380606)

doins (doo' uns) - happenings (numerous episodes)

domino (dom' en oh) - dynamo (episode 440615)

don (dun') - done (Abner spelled it: "d-o-n, don") (episode 440312)

donates (doe' naytz) - donations (episode 350221)

doobus (doo' buz) - dubious (episode 350131)

doonjuns (doon' junz) - dungeons (episode 350902)

dopin (doe pin') - making, drawing or creating - ie., dopin up = making up (episode 40207)

doptin (dop' tin) - adopting (episode 390222)

double-jointed savings account - joint savings account (episode 440705)

doubts (dowtz') - doubt (numerous episodes)

doubting Toms - Doubting Thomas (episode 380302)

doverman clincher (dove' er mun clinch' er) - doberman pincher dog (episode 430715)

downerds (down erdz') - down (episode 450516)

downment (down' mint) - endowment (episode 400119)

dragoons (drag' oonz) - dragons (episode 440502)

dragsnet (drags' net) - dragnet (episode 450508)

doverman clincher

dramatical (druh mat ik ul) - dramatic (episode 440127)

drap (drup') - drop [see drup]

drastics (dras' tiks) - drastic (episode 441202)

drawed (draw' duh) - drew (numerous episodes)

driv (driv') - drive or drove (episode 441211)

drivved (drivv' duh) - drove/driven (episode 440329)

drownded (drown' ded) - drown (episode 450130)

drunk (drunk') - drank (episode 440711)

drup (drup') - drop (see drap) (numerous episodes)

druther (dru' thur) - rather (numerous episodes)

ducement (dooz mint') - inducement (380406)

duckasess (duk uh sez') - duchess (episode 440502)

duct (dukt') - deduct (episode 350822)

duels (doolz') - duel (episode 380308)

C

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Cadamey Reward - Academy Award (episode 380308)

cafenteria (caf un teer' ee uh) - cafeteria [see also cafeteers and caferia] (episode 440926)

caferia (caf uh ree' uh) - cafeteria [see also cafeteers and cafeneria] (episode 350429)

cafeteers (caf uh teerz') - cafeteria [see also cafenteria and caferia] (episode 350423)

Californy - California (episode 441025)

camry (cam' ree) - camera (episode 440629)

Canady (can a dee') - Canada (episode 440203)

canyon (can' yun) - cannon (episode 450219)

Captain Admiral - Admiral (episode 441005)

carbing (car' bing) - carbon (episode 350507)

carbon boxide (by ox ide') - carbon monoxide (episode 350816)

cargoes (car goes') - cargo (episode 441005)

cart blanch (cart' blanch') - carte blanche (episode 440802)

cartoons (car toonz') - cartons (numerous episodes)

cash captals (cash' cap' tulz) cash (episode 440705)

castle (cast' ul) - castle (episode 440327)

catched (ketch' duh) caught (episode 350902)

catriges (kat ridge ez') - cartidges (episode 380328)

cattylog (kat ee' log) - catalog (episode 350521)

cavyar (kav' yar) - cavier (episode 350722)

central (sen' trul) - telephone operator (episode 350401)

cigar (cee' gar) - cigar (numerous episodes)

celeebreety (see lee' bree tee) - celebrity (episode 440912)

cetched (ketchst') - caught (episode 440105)

cattygory (kat' ee gor ee) - category/categories (numerous episodes)

cattylog (kat ee' log) - catalouge (episode 350507)

Charlie Atlas

ceegar (see' gar) - cigar (numerous episodes)

celebrate (sell' uh brate) - celebration (episode 440517)

celery (sell' ree) - salary (Abner said it, Lum corrected him) (episode 440612)

cellybratin (sell ee brate' un) - celebrating (episode 350104)

certifikate (ser tif i kate') - certificate (episode 431028)

chauff (showf') - chauffer (episode 350807)

Charlie Atlas - Charles Atlas (episode 440125)

Charlie Chaplins - Charlie Chaplin (numerous episodes)

checkeredun - (chek urd un') checkered (is actually 'checkered one' but when said, sounds like one word (episode 450328)

Charlie Chaplins

cheer (cheer') - here (numerous episodes)

chemist (chem ist') - chemist (episode 440704)

Chanky Shek - Chiang Kai-shek (episode 440131)

chaparone (chap' uh rone) - chaperone (episode 440710)

checkin (chek' un) - check (as in "Go to the doctor for a checkin up") (episode 441003)

chillerns (chill' ernz) - belonging to children (children's) (numerous episodes)

chimley (chim lee') - chimney (episode 441031)

chinfest (chin' fest) - talking (episode 440501)

Chiny (chie' nee) - China (episode 440313)

chloryform (chlory' form) - chloroform (episide 430705)

chocolates (chok' lutz) - chocolate (episode 441202)

choeffer (choe' fur) - chauffer (episode 440619)

chopped-up suey (chop' duh up' soo' ee) - chop suey (episode 431118)

civilavilian (siv' ul a vill yun) - civilian (episode 430826)

civils (siv' ulz) - civil (episode 440612)

civver (kiv' er) - cover (numerous episodes)

clammin (klam' in) - climbing (episode 450412)

classyfied (claz ee' fide) - classified (numerous episodes)

clientel (cly un tel) - client (episode 421214)

clinch (clinch') - wrestle (episode 440803)

clowst (klowst') - close (episode 440615)

clubhouse (klub 'hows) - building for storing golf clubs (episode 350729)

clumb (klum') - climbed (episode 440911)

clusive (klew' siv) - exclusive (episode 350729)

cobwebby (cob' web ee) - full of cobwebs (episode 440203)

coelaborate (coe ee lab' oe rate) - collaborate (episode 430707)

collaterals (coe lat' ur ulz) - collateral (episode 440305)

collyums (coll' yums) - columns (numerous episodes)

colognee (co log' nee) - cologne (numerous episodes)

colorblinded (cull er' blind' dud) - colorblind (episode 440312)

Colyraddy (coll ee rad ee') - Colorado (episode 350507)

comes (cumz') - come (episode 441030)

comfort (cum' furt) - comfortable (numerous episodes)

comicals (com ik ulz) - comical (episode 440621)

commissions (coe mish' unz) - commission (episode 350808)

compeetiturs (com peet' it urz) - competitors (episode 431117)

competitions (com peh tish' unz) - competition [see compytishins] (episode 440201)

complete (com plete') - completely (numerous episodes)

complincate (com plin' kate) - complicate (numerous episodes)

compytishuns (comp ee tish' unz) - competition [see competitions] (episode 441106)

concushion (con koosh' un) - concussion (episode 440913)

confidentials (con fee' dent chulz) - confidential (episode 440105)

congregate (con' gruh gate) - conjugate (break down words, English) (episode 440313)

conseequences (con' see quens ez) - consequences (numerous episodes)

constistitution (con stee stee tue shun') - constitution (episode 450129)

consultrate (con' sul trate) - concentrate (numerous episodes)

consultration (con sul tray' shun) - consultation (episode 450314)

consultration camp (con sul tray' shun camp') - concentration camp (numerous episodes)

consumed (con soom duh') - presumed (episode 350107)

contaminatin (cun tam' in ate un) - confiscating (episode 350925)

contemptin (kun tempt un') - contempt (as in contempt of court) (episode 350621)

contract bridge - contact bridge (card game) (episode 350729)

contractaning (con tract' tun ing) - contracting (episode 440612)

cooperation (koop' er ay shun) - cooperation (see also the word below) (episode 441012)

cooperations (coe op ur ay' shunz) - cooperation (see also the word above) (episode 440508)

Coporal-Major - a made-up Naval rank (episode 440210)

corpse (corps') - corps (as in Marine Corps) (episode 440810)

corresponding (corr ez spon' ding) - correspondence (episode 440612)

corset (cor' set) - corsage (episode 450321)

cote (cote') - coat [spelled by Abner] (episode 440502)

countryfied (cun' tree fide) - a hillbilly (episode 440830)

countyfit (cown' tee fit) - counterfeit (episode 440620)

countyfiters (cown' tee fit urz) - counterfeiters (episode 440620)

couraged (curr uj duh') - encouraged (episode 450118)

coward (kie' erd) - coward (episode 440802)

Crayolies (cray oh' leez) - Crayons (episode 441004)

criminals (crim ee' nulz) - criminal (numerous episodes)

crisscross puzzle - crossword puzzle (episode 450412)

crissysanthamums - (criz ee san' thuh mums) - chrysanthemums (episode 459319)

crickets - (krik' utz) critics (episode 380228)

cross-zamin (cross' zam' un) - cross examine (a witness in court) (episode 430819)

Cuby (que' bee) - Cuba (episode 430609)

culiar (kewl' yur) - peculiar (numerous episodes)

culiarist (kewl' yur est) - most peculiar (episode 440703)

Cupids (kew pidz') - Cupid (episode 350123)

curosty (kyour os' tee) - curiousity (numerous episodes)

cuses (que' suz) - accusations (episode 350410)

cuezin (que' zun) - accusing (episode 350409)

cycloon (si' cloon) - (never stated but...) a cross between a typhoon and a cyclone (episode 430601)