Fawk You Friday

Go link up with Boobies and Christy to get your Fawk You's outta the way before the weekend bitches ;)

Fawk You to cleaning! Here's my FB post from earlier today

Kelly Hammond Martin

Ugh! My flip flops were wet from mopping the basement and I slipped on the kitchen floor and fell face first down in the hallway--HARD!! My whole body hurts right now :/

· · 11 hours ago near Lincoln Park


Hubby was home sick today so he was totally cramping my routine of having Colin in bed and myself layed out on the couch watching soaps. The nerve right?!? So I was mopping in the basement in flip flops. Wet flip flops and a tiled kitchen floor equaled Kelly layed out face first on the floor. I went down HARD. I'm going to be hurting in the morning. So FU domestic duties!! Someone needs to hire me a maid asap!! lol


Fawk You to strep throat. That is what hubs is home sick with. Hopefully I don't catch it. This is the 2nd time in 6 months that he's had it. Luckily he got a referal to go see an ENT doc to see about getting his tonsils removed--again. They were removed when he was a kid and they grew back!


Fawk You to whiny hubby's who can't handle being sick. That's all I'm gonna say about that...

Have a great weekend everyone!! I'm doing the Aim at Melanoma Walk on Sunday and if you want to help out a GREAT cause you can donate HERE. I'll love you forever if you do ;)

Fawk You Friday

Go link up with Boobies and Christy to get your FU's outta the way before the long Labor Day weekend!!

FU to chemo brain! I put in a layaway of school clothes for the kids 2 weeks ago. I knew I wouldn't have it out before school started but wasn't too worried about it because it was mostly jeans and warmer shirts. No biggie because it's still hot as hell here. I realized today that the new backpacks and new shoes are in there. SMH!! I feel like a bad mom :/ When I told Nathan he said "that's ok Mom I don't need my jeans yet it's too hot!" Thank goodness! At least I'll have it all out before Colin starts pre-school on the 26th.

FU to the damn hood rat in the projects that called hubby's job and accused him of stealing a laptop. While I'm at it FU to hubby's supervisor who said "well I don't know that you didn't take it." Hubs had to write out how the job went. Every detail yada yada. He should be fine. Another supervisor told him that he was accused of stealing guns from a job before and nothing happened to him. Unless they have it on video it's he said/she said. So this bum will end up with a brand new free lap top. Loser! Hubs said he didn't even see one while he was there and the account didn't have internet. Whatever......grrrr

FU to the weather report. It's supposed to rain tomorrow. That just does not work for me. We have plans to go spend the day at the lake.

Happy Friday!! Have a fun & SAFE Labor Day Weekend!! =)))

XoXo