The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads were a Punk and Hard Rock band from MaccLesfield, Cheshire, England. Self-proclaimed the "Rudest, Crudest, Lewdest, Drunkest band in Christendom", The Macc Lads used irreverent, zany and foul-mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia.

Eh Up! ...Macc Lads! (1983)

01 - The Lads From Macc

02 - Twenty Pints

03 - Sweaty Betty

04 - Buenos Airies

05 - Eh Up!

06 - Get Weavin

07 - Failure With Girls

08 - Baggy Ann

09 - Saturday Night

10 - Do Ya Love Me

11 - Boddies

Dirty, C.D., Chips 'N' Gravy (1985)

01 - The Lads From Macc

02 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

03 - Boddies

04 - Sweaty Betty

05England's Glory

06 - Blackpool

07 - Miss Macclesfield

08 - God's Gift to Women

09 - Get Weavin

10 - Now He's a Poof

11 - Nagasaki Sauce

12 - Saturday Night

13 - Buenos Aires

14 - Charlotte

15 - Failure With Girls

16 - Do You Love Me

17 - Dan's Underpant

18 - Twenty Pints

19 - The Macc Lads Party

Bitter, Fit Crack (1987)

01 - Barrel's Round

02 - Guess Me Weight

03 - Uncle Nobby

04 - Maid Of Ale

05 - Dan's Big Log

06 - Got To Be Gordon's

07 - Bitter, Fit Crack

08 - Julie The Schooly

09 - Doctor, Doctor

10 - Torremolinos

11 - Al O'Peesha

12 - Feed Your Face

13 - Jingle Bells

Yorkshire Puddings (1987)

01 - Eh Up!.... Macc Lads (Monkees)

02 - Eh Up!... Lets Sup

03 - Head Kicked In

04 - Julie The Schooly

05 - Saturday Night

06 - Barrel's Round

07 - Sweaty Betty

08 - Guess Me Weight

09 - Miss Macclesfield

10 - Baggy Anne

11 - Charlotte

12 - Get Weavin'

13 - Macc Lads Party

14 - Blackpool

15 - Dan's Underpant

16 - Lad's From Macc

17 - Do You Love Me?

18 - Knutsford

19 - Boddies

Live At Leeds (The Who?) (1988)

01 - Sweaty Betty

02 - Ben Nevis

03 - Bloik!

04 - Do You Love Me?

05 - God's Gift To Women

06 - Charlotte

07 - Blackpool

08 - The Lads From Macc

09 - Now He's A Poof

10 - Doctor, Doctor

11 - Julie The Schooly

12 - Guess Me Weight

13 - Miss Macclesfield

14 - Fat Bastard

15 - Get Weavin'

16 - Barrel's Round

17 - Dan's Underpants

...And Drinking Partners EP (1989)

01 - Knock Knock

02 - Manfred Macc

03 - Brevil Brevil

04 - That's Gay

05 - Uncle Knobby's Pet Corner

The Beer Necessities (1990)

01 - Alcohol

02 - Germans

03 - Fellation Nelson

04 - Desperate Dan

05 - Grease Stop

06 - Apprentice Dentist

07 - Man In The Boat

08 - Newcy Brown

09 - McCavity

10 - Chester Zoo

11 - Naughty Boy

12 - Mister Methane

13 - More Tea Vicar?

14 - Two Stroke Eddie

15 - Animal Testing

16 - Don't Fear The Sweeper

17 - Poodles

Twenty Golden Crates (1991)

01 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

02 - Sweaty Betty

03 - Buenos Airies '91

04 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

05 - Guess Me Weight

06 - Made Of Ale

07 - Ben Nevis

08 - Blackpool

09 - Dan's Underpant

10 - Knock Knock

11 - Gordon's Revenge

12 - My Pub

13 - Charlotte

14 - Dead Cat

15 - Boddies

16 - Fluffy Pup

17 - Julie The Schooly

18 - Lady Muck

19 - Miss Macclesfield

20 - Nagasaki Sauce

21 - Barrel's Round

22 - Twenty Pints

23 - Saturday Night

Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy (1993)

01 - The Lads From Macc

02 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

03 - Boddies

04 - Sweaty Betty

05 - Englands Glory

06 - Blackpool

07 - Miss Macclesfield

08 - Gods Gift To Women

09 - Get Weavin'

10 - No He's A Poof

11 - Nagasaki Sauce

12 - Saturday Night

13 - Buenos Aires

14 - Charlotte

15 - Failure With Girls

16 - Do You Love Me?

17 - Dans Underpant

18 - Twenty Pints

19 - The Macc Lads Party

An Orifice And A Genital (Out-Takes 1986-1991) (1993)

01 - Monkees

02 - Eh Up! Let's Sup

03 - Fat Bastard

04 - Baggy Anne

05 - Head Kicked In

06 - Knutsford

07 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

08 - Pie Taster

09 - I Love Macc

10 - Made Of Ale

11 - Knock Knock

12 - Brevil Brevil

13 - Manfred Macc

14 - Buenos Aires '90

15 - Fellatio Nell, Son

16 - Two Stroke Eddie

17 - Even Uglier Women

Alehouse Rock (1993)

01 - Piles

02 - Alehouse Rock

03 - Back On The Pies Again

04 - Macc Lads

05 - Tart With The Heart

06 - Macc Lads

07 - Vigilante Shanty

08 - Macc Lads

09 - Prestbury Girls

10 - Village Idiot

11 - Macc Lads

12 - Frogbashing

13 - Gone Fishin'

14 - Macc Lads

15 - Rockweilers

16 - Father's Day

17 - Turtles Head

18 - Dirty Glass

19 - Macc Lads

20 - Thinking In The Dark

21 - Helen Of Fowley

22 - Hen Night

23 - Extra Dirty Glass

From Beer To Eternity (1994)

01 - Alton Towers

02 - Geordie Girl

03 - Bloik!

04 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

05 - All Day Drinking

06 - Tab After Tab

07 - Lucy Lastic

08 - My Pub

09 - Dead Cat

10 - Lady Muck

11 - Gordon's Revenge

12 - Pie Taster

13 - Dan's Round Us' And Bag'

14 - Ben Nevis

15 - Fluffy Pup

16 - Stoppy Back

17 - Ugly Woman

18 - That's Gay

The Lads From Macc (1999)

01- Sweaty Betty

02 - Ben Nevis

03 - Bloink!

04 - Do You Love Me?

05 - God's Gift To Women

06 - Charlotte

07 - Blackpool

08 - Lads From Macc

09 - Now, He's A Poof

10 - Doctor Doctor

11 - Julie The Schooly

12 - Guess Me Weight

13 - Miss Macclesfield

14 - Fat Bastard

15 - Get Weavin'

16 - Barrel's Round

17 - Dan's Underpant

18 - Alcohol

19 - Germans

20 - Fellatio Nelson

21 - Desperate Dan

22 - Grease Stop

23 - Apprentice Dentist

24 - Man In The Boat

25 - Newcy Brown

26 - McCavity

27 - Chester Zoo

28 - Naughty Boy

29 - Mister Methane

30 - More Tea Vicar?

31 - Two Stroke Eddie

32 - Animal Testing

33 - Don't Fear The Sweeper

34 - Poodles

God's Gift To Women (1999)

01 - Eh Up!.... Macc Lads

02 - Eh Up!.... Let's Sup

03 - The Lads From Macc

04 - Beer & Sex & Chips N Gravy

05 - God's Gift To Women

06 - Now He's A Poof

07 - Barrel's Round

08 - Guess Me Weight

09 - Uncle Nobby

10 - Julie The Schooly

11 - Al O'Peesha

12 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

13 - Pie Taster

14 - Fellatio Nelson

15 - Man In The Boat

16 - Village Idiot

Anthology (1999)

CD 01:

01 - The Lads From Macc

02 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

03 - Miss Macclesfield

04 - Do You Love Me?

05 - Sweaty Betty

06 - Buenos Aries

07 - Now He's A Poof

08 - Boddies

09 - Barrel's Round

10 - Uncle Knobby

11 - Julie The Schooly

12 - Guess Me Weight

13 - Bitter, Fit Crack

14 - Torremolinos

15 - Al O'Peesha

16 - Got To Be Gorden's

17 - Gordon's Revenge

18 - My Pub

19 - All Day Drinking

20 - Geordie Girl

21 - Lucy Lastic

22 - Dan's Round Us Handbags

23 - Alton Towers

24 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

25 - Pietaster

CD 02:

01 - Fluffy Pup

02 - I Love Macc

03 - Made Of Ale

04 - Head Kicked In

05 - Fellatio Nell, Son

06 - Buenos Aries '90

07 - Manfred Macc

08 - Knutsford

09 - Animal Testing

10 - Alcohol

11 - Man In The Boat

12 - Poodles

13 - Germans

14 - Don't Fear The Sweeper

15 - More Tea Vicar?

16 - Newcy Brown

17 - Bloik!

18 - Fat Bastard

19 - Turtles Heads

20 - Vigilante Shanty

21 - Piles

22 - Dirty Glass

23 - Village Idiot

24 - Back On The Pies Again

25 - Alehouse Rock

St. George EP (2006)

01 - St. George

02 - Don't Fear The Sweeper

03 - Barrel's Round '02

Beer & Sex & Chips N Gravy / Bitter, Fit Crack (2008)

CD 01 - Beer & Sex & Chips N Gravy:

01 - The Lads From Macc

02 - Beer & Sex & Chips N Gravy

03 - Boddies

04 - Sweaty Betty

05 - England's Glory

06 - Blackpool

07 - Miss Macclesfield

08 - God's Gift To Women

09 - Get Weavin'

10 - Now He's A Poof

11 - Nagasaki Sauce

12 - Saturday Night

13 - Buenos Airies

14 - Charlotte

15 - Faliure With Girls

16 - Do You Love Me?

17 - Dan's Underpant

18 - Twenty Pints

19 - The Macc Lads Party

20 - Eh Up!... Macc Lads (Monkees) (Bonus)

21 - Made Of Ale (Bonus)

22 - I Love Macc (Bonus)

CD 02 - Bitter, Fit Crack:

01 - Barrel's Round

02 - Guess Me Weight

03 - Uncle Nobby

04 - Maid Of Ale

05 - Dan's Big Log

06 - Got To Be Gordon's

07 - Bitter, Fit Crack

08 - Julie The Schooly

09 - Doctor, Doctor

10 - Torremolinos

11 - Al O'Peesha

12 - Feed Your Face

13 - Eh Up! Let's Sup (Bonus)

14 - Fat Bastard (Bonus)

15 - Baggy Ann (Bonus)

16 - Head Kicked In (Bonus)

17 - Knutsford (Bonus)

18 - Barrel's Round (Bonus)

19 - Jingle Bells (Bonus)

20 - Bloik! (Bonus)

Live At Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer To Eternity (2008)

CD 01 - Live At Leeds (The Who?):

01 - Sweaty Betty

02 - Ben Nevis

03 - Bloik!

04 - Do You Love Me?

05 - God's Gift To Women

06 - Charlotte

07 - Blackpool

08 - The Lads From Macc

09 - Now He's A Poof

10 - Doctor, Doctor

11 - Julie The Schooly

12 - Guess Me Weight

13 - Miss Macclesfield

14 - Fat Bastard

15 - Get Weavin'

16 - Barrel's Round

17 - Dan's Underpants (Bonus)

CD 02 - From Beer To Eternity:

01 - Alton Towers

02 - Geordie Girl

03 - Bloik!

04 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

05 - All Day Drinking

06 - Tab After Tab

07 - Lucy Lastic

08 - My Pub

09 - Dead Cat

10 - Lady Muck

11 - Gordon's Revenge

12 - Pie Taster

13 - Dan's Round Us Andbag

14 - Ben Nevis

15 - Fluffy Pup

16 - Stoppy Back

17 - Ugly Women

18 - That's Gay

19 - Knock Knock (Bonus)

20 - Brevil Brevil (Bonus)

21 - Manfred Macc (Bonus)

22 - Even Uglier Woman (Bonus)

23 - Jingle Bells (Bonus)

The Beer Necessities / Alehouse Rock (2008)

CD 01 – The Beer Necessities:

01 - Alcohol

02 - Germans

03 - Fellatio Nelson

04 - Desperate Dan

05 - Grease Stop

06 - Apprentice Dentist

07 - Man In The Boat

08 - Newcy Brown

09 - McCavity

10 - Chester Zoo

11 - Naughty Boy

12 - Mister Methane

13 - More Tea Vicar?

14 - Two Stroke Eddie

15 - Animal Testing

16 - Don't Fear The Sweeper

17 - Poodles

18 - Buenos Airies 90 (Bonus)

19 - Fellatio Nell, Son (Bonus)

20 - Two Stroke Eddie II (Bonus)

CD 02 - Alehouse Rock:

01 - Piles

02 - Alehouse Rock

03 - Back On The Pies Again

04 - Tart With The Heart

05 - Vigilante Shanty

06 - Prestbury Girls

07 - Village Idiot

08 - Frogbashing

09 - Gone Fishin'

10 - Rockweilers

11 - Father's Day

12 - Turtles Heads

13 - Dirty Glass

14 - Thinking In The Dark

15 - Helen Of Fowey

16 - Hen Night

17 - Piles II (Bonus)

18 - Prestbury Girls II (Bonus)

19 - Turtles Heads II (Bonus)

Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice And A Genital (Out-Takes 1986-1991) (2009)

CD 01 - Twenty Golden Crates:

01 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

02 - Sweaty Betty

03 - Buenos Airies '91

04 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

05 - Guess Me Weight

06 - Made Of Ale

07 - Ben Nevis

08 - Blackpool

09 - Dan's Underpant

10 - Knock Knock

11 - Gordon's Revenge

12 - My Pub

13 - Charlotte

14 - Dead Cat

15 - Boddies

16 - Fluffy Pup

17 - Julie The Schooly

18 - Lady Muck

19 - Miss Macclesfield

20 - Nagasaki Sauce

21 - Barrel's Round

22 - Twenty Pints (Bonus)

23 - Saturday Night (Bonus)

CD 02 - An Orifice And A Genital (Out-Takes 1986-1991):

01 - Monkees

02 - Eh Up! Let's Sup

03 - Fat Bastard

04 - Baggy Anne

05 - Head Kicked In

06 - Knutsford

07 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

08 - Pie Taster

09 - I Love Macc

10 - Made Of Ale

11 - Knock Knock

12 - Brevil Brevil

13 - Manfred Macc

14 - Buenos Aires '90

15 - Fellatio Nell, Son

16 - Two Stroke Eddie

17 - Even Uglier Women

Ugly Women & Even Uglier Songs (2010)

01 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

02 - No Sheep Til Buxton

03 - Sweaty Betty

04 - Charlotte (Live)

05 - Julie The Schooly

06 - Lady Muck

07 - Miss Macclesfield (Live)

08 - Baggy Anne

09 - Fellatio Nell, Son

10 - Even Uglier Women

Eh Up! (The Collection) (2013)

01 - Eh Up!.... Macc Lads (Monkees)

02 - Beer & Sex & Chips 'N' Gravy

03 - Sweaty Betty

04 - Fluffy Pup

05 - No Sheep 'Til Buxton

06 - Fat Bastard

07 - Barrel's Round

08 - Made Of Ale

09 - Julie The Schooly

10 - Alcohol

11 - Got To Be Gordon's

12 - Guess Me Weight

13 - Get Weavin'

14 - Ben Nevis

15 - Blackpool

16 - God's Gift

17 - Now He's A Poof

18 - Dan's Underpant

19 - Newcy Brown

20 - Boddies

Drinks For Girls (Single) (2025)

01 - Drinks For Girls

Wild Cider Wife (2026)

01 - Curly Clare

02 - You Can Always Have More Kids

03 - Moaning Lisa

04 - Black Latrine

05 - Beer Of God

06 - Eat You All Up

07 - Wild Cider Wife

08 - Middle Fingers

09 - Mary, Queen Of Pox

10 - Grandad’s Jack The Lad

11 - Drinks For Girls

12 - Shabbi Gabardine

13 - Cadaver

14 - Mongleton

The Macc Lads & The Velvet Underpants

Turtles Heads EP (1991)

01 - The Macc Lads - Piles

02 - The Macc Lads - Turtles Heads

03 - The Macc Lads - Prestbury Girls

04 - The Velvet Underpants - Pissed Off Mate

05 - The Velvet Underpants - Aunty Drugs & Vulvahampton

06 - The Velvet Underpants - Not Me Mate

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