Boa

"I told you! I told you I was not a hat!" "What? What just happened?"

Cryptids

"Skeptics dismiss them as myth. Nothing but delusion and make-believe. But we know they're real!"

• Bigfoot


• Chupacabras


• Sea serpent


• Uppity professor who claims science knows everything

Plague control

"Why don't you just fumigate!"

"No! I prefer organic farming."

"Psst! Whatever. But you'll be sorry."