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John 3:16

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Wings

Imaginary

God's love

"That's not true! God doesn't say we'll go to Hell if we don't love him."

"He doesn't?"

"No! He says that if we do love him, then we WON'T go to hell."

"Uh-huh."

Homage

"We have gathered here to honor this great person who never stopped reminding us that the poor and the helpless are a means for us to earn paradise...

Confessional

"Have you had impure thoughts, my child?"

"Oh, no, father. My thoughts have been pure lust."

Enlightenment

"Come, Holy Spirit. Help me overcome close-mindedness."

"I'm a sociocultural construct, result of centuries' worth of syncretism."

"That's not true!"

Counterargument

"If there is no God, how do you explain that you'll go to Hell for being an atheist? It makes no sense!"

Like animals

"Enough! Stop it! Stop having sex like animals! You're supposed to mate only to breed and perpetuate the species! AND THAT'S IT!

Priests

"Yes, worshipping gods other than Mambrutu is an abberration. But who am I to judge you if you feel that? What IS wrong is for you to insist upon an alleged 'right' to celebrate mass."

"Oh, Lord! Behold your martyr Church!"

Matthew 19:14

"Let the children come to me."

Dare

"But you don't dare to work at an abortion clinic, now, do you?"

Counterfactual

"There!"

"If his mother had had an abortion, Beethoven wouldn't have been born."

"Oh! Hello."

"If his parents hadn't had sex out of wedlock, Leonardo Da Vinci wouldn't have been born."