Star stuff

"Matter in Earth comes from stars that no longer exist."

"Really?"

Science confirms it
THE STONE OF THE PYRAMIDS COME FROM THE STARS

Long-lived

"If Christian religion weren't true, it wouldn't have existed for two thousand years, don't you think?"

"Hi. What are you talking about?"

"How much you like to stick your nose where nobody is calling you."

Curse

"This one looks ominous." "'Death shall chase on swift wings and prey with talons of fiery bronze upon anyone who dares reproduce in any manner whatsoever the inscriptions of this tomb."

Afterlife

"Look at it this way. After death, an atheist can say "I was wrong", but never "I was right". A believer, on the other hand, can say "I was right", but never "I was wrong!"

"Next!"

"I was wrong."

Contract

"About the clause stipulating that all the materials used have to be local..."

"That's not negotiable. We compromised enough already by commissioning a national monument to foreign contractors."