Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Candy is Bad for you!!!!

I finally have proof that candy is bad for you. We've know for years that it causes cavities, and scientists (or little ol' me) have now proven that it may have other bad for you reactions. The following are pictures of a run in with candy and some of the harm it can do. The pictures are pretty crappy, and I apologize for that, but you can get the point.




The red areas are not a bad sunburn. There hasn't been enough sun around here in the longest time to even start to burn anyone. This is what happens after you eat a bag - and not a little bag, mind you -by yourself, in two days (ziggy piggy) of jolly ranchers tropical fruit flavor. You would have thought that he wouldn't have eaten any more after it happened the first day and we narrowed it down to the candy, but no this poor child decided to eat the rest of the candy the next day, waste not want not. I wish the pictures were better then you could see the huge hives that were all over the red spots. Poor kid was itching like he'd just laid down in a bed of poison ivy and rolled around for hours. He was covered at least to his waist, we didn't exam much further. So parents, as a protection to your children, go through your homes and eat all the candy you find there. Think of the children!!!!
And on a side note, is that kid skinny or what, I swear we feed him, but you'd never know it.


Pictures posted with permission from the itchy kiddo.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Happy Meals Make Me Happy

This has nothing to do with nothing, but, I really love McDonald's! I feel weird confessing that, like it makes me less of an adult, but I do, I really love McDonald's! I would go there to eat every day if I could. I love their cheeseburgers with the little chopped up onions. I love their Big Macs, double patty special sauce. Every time I eat one it reminds me of going out with my Grandparents on my birthday one year when I was probably 5 or 6 and they let me order one, and how huge that burger was and there was no way I was going to be able to eat it all, but I think I did. I love their fries. But not so much when they over salt them. I love their hot fudge sundaes WITH nuts!!! Lots of nuts! The rest of their food, who knows. I don't really care for their chicken, it's questionable. I've even watched supersize me, which if you ever want to be sick, watch that. It makes you think twice about going out for fast food. But I do, I love McDonald's. Any one want to go?????

On a different note, I was watching an infomercial about a new weight loss product that you sprinkle on your food before you eat and it sends some kind of signal to your brain or something that tells you your full. Thus making it so you don't over eat. Well, that got me thinking, wouldn't it be cheaper and easier if you were to go outside and get some protein enriched soil/dirt/sand and sprinkle that over your food before you eat? I mean how much food are you going to eat if it's covered with dirt? Sounds like a great idea to me! Just make sure and get clean dirt you don't want any gross surprises on you plate!

I think I'm hungry, guess I'll go find something to eat. Minus the dirt.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Church

I don't know where my little kiddos came from (ok, I really do, so you don't need to explain it all) but I sometimes wonder if they got me mixed up with some other good mom when they were sent here. Today two of the kiddo's weren't feeling their best. Steven was teaching elder's quorum and my primary presidency isn't always functioning at a 100% due to lots of new babies. So I needed to be there. We needed some one to stay home with the sickos being as they were some of the younger ones, who could probably be left home alone, but do you really want to come home to that? We asked if any of the older kiddo's would stay home with them, and each of their response was, "I will if you really need me to, but I'd rather go to church." I have a suspicion that when I was that age if someone had given me an out, I'd probably have taken it, and probably did without having an out. Like I said, I don't know where they came from. They're far from perfect, but man are they awesome!

Oh, and guess what?????? We're . . . . . .






getting a Joann's in Tooele!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I tell you I am soooooo happy, and I'm going to be soooooooo broke??!?!?!?!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Towels

With the new year approaching, I've been trying to come up with some ways to make a few bucks. I think I've finally hit the mother lode. And being the generous person that I am, I figure I'll let you in on the ground floor. Now try to keep this confidential, we don't want it getting out to everyone yet. That will come soon enough. I have magic bath towels at my house. They reproduce all by themselves. I'm thinking we'll sell them in sets. Think about it. We'll market it as the last towels you'll have to buy. You buy a pair, and they do whatever it is that they do and produce new towels. And you can have new fresh towels all the time. You just have to buy the first pair. Cool huh?!? I'm pretty sure it will work. The ones at our house are out of control. The boys insist that they only took maybe one or two towels to their room and it was the craziest thing you've ever seen! They came up with a dozen. The best part is that the offspring towels came in all different sizes and colors. So, let me know if you want in on this, I'm sure it could be big!

On the down side, I do need to go wash all of our 'new' towels. They smell a little funky!

Friday, December 17, 2010

What to do?

Sew. My sewing machine just died. It's not been healthy for a very long time, sew it's probably better off now. It has been a dear friend. No matter how long I neglected it, it was always waiting there for my return. It will be missed. I'd have to say it will be missed most by those whose presents did not get finished before it's untimely passing! Now for the big question. Do I just wrap up the pieces of material that I have for the various gifts that were to be made and just give people fabric? I know it won't be quite the same, but it's the thought that counts, right??? Sew long dear friend! May you rest in pieces!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Quote

I was reading my sister-in-laws, step-sisters blog and she had this quote. I really like it.


"I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble." - Helen Keller

Monday, November 29, 2010

Boys

We had a great thanksgiving! As soon as I get off my lazy bum, I'll post some pictures and fill in some of the details! But for now, I wanted to talk about boys. My two younger brothers and their wives both have girls. One sister-in-law just had her first boy and the other will get her a little boy this week. It's started me thinking about the fun they're in for. Boys. They're different from girls. Really different. My boys have kept me on my toes for the last 13 years. I wish I could remember every little thing they've done, but I think due to the trauma, I've blocked lots of it.



Kiddo #2 was a pretty mellow little fellow, at first. He didn't talk until he was 3. He sucked his thumb and picked at blankets. He literally picked apart a twin sized quilt. There was nothing left. He loved balls. He couldn't walk, but he'd drag our hockey sticks around the house. He was climbing the walls before he was in school. He dumped out his potato bug collection all over our kitchen. There we're lots of potato bugs. He's a jokester. One of the cabinets in the kitchen doesn't stay closed very good. He ALWAYS walks into the kitchen and smacks that door with his hand and then says "ouch". And I ALWAYS run to check if he's ok. Of course he's sitting there laughing. The one time I didn't check to see if he was ok, he'd really run into the door. He kicked his shoe off one day, right through the bedroom window. He can wiggle his eyes really funny. He likes to go grocery shopping with me. He's figured out if he goes, he can usually talk me into a treat. Plus he loves doing tricks with the carts. We're going to get kicked out one day, but until then. . . He loves to tease. LOTS. He must be his fathers son. Yesterday he came upstairs and informed me that he had to go to the bathroom downstairs and that there was no toilet paper. He then shoves a finger in my face that's covered in brown make-up. Gross!!!



Kiddo #4 was never mellow. He loved to throw tantrums. He loved to climb! None of the others had climbed. He made up for it. I found him in window sills that were 3 feet off the ground. He loved climbing on top of the computer monitor. He could climb before he could walk. I babysat another little boy who's the same age. When they were younger, those two were TROUBLE! The things those two little brains came up with still amazes me. I would go through a jumbo size bag of malt-o meal cereal a day. They would get it and dump it all over the floor and then jump and play in it. I know, put the cereal where they couldn't get it. I wish I could have found that place. It didn't matter if I locked it, hid it, moved it. They found it and dumped it. They also went through bags of rice. Butter. Chips. Nothing was safe. But they had great times together. Kiddo #4 knocked out 4 of his front teeth and gouged the handle bars on his bike with his other ones. He was learning to ride a bike. To bad he hadn't figured out the brakes yet. He's sliced his big toe open on a magnetic white board. He loved to pee outside! Every time I'd turn around, he was out there doing his business. He was my first driver. He snuck my keys one day, snuck outside, put the keys in, turned it just enough that he could put it in to gear, backed the car down the drive way into the road. He put it back in park, snuck back in the house, and put the keys back. My neighbors came several hours later to see if we were ok, because the car had been sitting in the middle of the road all day. He's really a quiet kid, he loves to be outside and winter is a hard time of year when he can't be out exploring as much. He also loves to take things apart (I figured that was nicer than saying he likes destroying things.). I just wish he'd stick to only tinkering with his own things and not everyone elses!



Kiddo #5 is a worrier. He's a mamma's boy. His whole year of kindergarten was spent with me dragging him to school. He learned to crawl down stairs head first. He never would turn around and go backwards. He loves to be running around. I found him outside one winter. He had shoveled the driveway and then the road in front of our house. He has a short temper. He's a pretty mellow kid for the most part but has a lightning fast fuse when it's set off. My poor cousin's little boy was his personal chew toy when they were little. I'm glad they're still friends. He's a little ball of energy.



Kiddo #7 is a character. He gets into way to much stuff. But being the baby of the family can't do anything when you ask him to. He makes me laugh on a daily basis. He's quite the storyteller. He doesn't hold still for more than 30 seconds. Ever. And he likes to eat. All the time. They all do!



I hope that these new little fellows who are joining our family are as much fun as mine have been, and I hope their mamma's are FULL of patience! They're most likely going to need it!