Drink up, Bitches!

Today is the 75th anniversary of the 21st Amendment to the Constitution, also known as the repeal of prohibition! So drink up, America! It’s your constitutional right.

Have Fun This Weekend!

But not too much fun...

...and certainly, you should be careful in whatever activity you involve yourself in...

Now go out there and celebrate President's Day the way George & Abe would want you to!

Question Answered.

You’ve wondered about it—I’ve wondered about it: Is Mickey Rourke still alive? Yes, folks, Johnny Handsome is still alive and getting arrested in Florida. For what you ask? Sex with a cop in a public bathroom.

No. No. I kid. He’s not a Republican. It was for drunk driving… on a Vespa. I kid you not.

Please check out his ears… you can see where his “plastic surgeon” did the tucking. Dude, seriously, get your money back. Or go have a drink… er, maybe not. At least go out and get a decent shirt. Sheesh…

Keep Drinking

Johnny Walker has come up with an interesting television ad campaign—I’m not sure where they are running these, but I’m almost certain they are running in China (big hint: the last one is in Chinese). The campaign is “Keep Walking.” They are all fascinating to watch—particularly the first one.