Showing posts with label Larry Craig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larry Craig. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

"Sanctity of Marriage"

Okay... so this debate is over right? We're done, right? Enough, already! With a 50% divorce rate, you have not proven your case at all. Need an example, or two... or three... or four... or...?


Spitzer



McGreevey


Clinton


Craig


Vitter


Spears


Haggard




If that doesn't do it for you, try this! McGreevey's aide says he, McGreevey and Professional Victim (Mrs. McGreevey) were threesome-ing it for quite some time. But, she "had no idea" he was gay. Um, when he's sucking crank in front of you, lady, that's a BIG DAMN CLUE!


[UPDATE: McGreevey admitted to the threesomes... I think want to go into politics]


Still not convinced? Try to figure out the "sanctity" of this, this, this, and this—plus, I'd love to know God's take on this and this. And if it doesn't work out there's this and this. Or for you do-it-yourselfers this and this.

This completes the end of the debate for Sanctity of Marriage. Why not let gays do for marriage what we do for property values? Give us marriage rights and we will fix it up and make it better. Honesty, do you really think we'll do a worse job than you?

However, if you're going to continue denying gays the right to marry—not civil union, not partnership, but full-on fucking MARRIAGE—you had better come up with a better reason, because that one NO ONE buys anymore.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Republican = Gays in da Closet


What the hell is going on? Repbulicans aren't just gay, they're freaks: public restrooms, (here, here, and here) payments, hustlers, and now lingerie... Talk about seriously needing to get laid...
Message to all Republicans: we all now assume you're gay. Deny it all you want, but Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Richard Curits, Joey DiFatta, et al have pretty much confirmed that you guys are a bunch of sexual deviants. Not for having sex with men, but the way you have sex with men. Keep it out of the public restrooms and headlines and keep it in the bedroom* where it belongs.


*with occasional trysts in the living room, kitchen, dining room, basement, garage, front porch, attic...