Spank Bank Friday: Taylor Lautner

A little young for my taste... but still pretty damn hot. Thank you, Bruce Webber and Teen Vogue.

Spank Bank Friday: Trevor Donovan

I'm off to Vegas for a few days... I wonder if Trevor will be there? If he is, he'd better be shirtless!

Have a great Labor Day everyone!

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Meet Evan Monaco. I'm a fan of his on Facebook. I'm not sure who he is, other than a very pretty man... If anyone is looking for a birthday present for me--Evan would be it.

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Meet Benny Feilhaber, US Soccer Team player, with the most stunninly beautiful eyes. I happened upon him while watching the US Soccer Team beat the number 1 ranked Spain.

click for a LARGE pic

Obama & McCain Meeting...

John McCain IV graduated from the Naval Academy this weekend... Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking this picture ends with a kiss?

It's just me...

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This is George St. Pierre UFC Welterweight champion and today's Spank Bank Friday man. He's from Montreal, Canada... and speaks with an Québécois accent.

Is he wearing pants?
Do I care?

Beating Matt Hughes

The weigh-in... Gawd I love sports
Who said this isn't gay?

Can't they just hug it out

You can check out more about Georges, go to Spike TV.

Evil Genius

Straight. Loves Fashion. Gay friends. Hockey bad boy that inspired "The Avery Rule" in the NHL. Huh?

Sean Avery can be a jerk, is not 'classically handsome', but--LORDIE--he's f'ing HOT! I'm sure he gives all the straight guys "a broner."

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His name is Jed Hill... well, that's pretty much all I know. don't stare too deeply into those eyes, you could get lost in there.

Paging Chesty McChesterson...
Holy...!
Criminy! Would you LOOK at those Abs!

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You know, in the after-glow of my Olympic Opening Ceremonies Orgasm, I've neglected to put up a proper SBF. So, for those of you who are feeling a little left out on the Obvious Eye-Candy (i.e. dudes that have amazing bodies not because their athletic, but because they are man-whores*), here's something to chew on for the weekend:



Why's he pointing that way, when he's clearly looking over here?

*Not that I would call either of these upstanding gentlemen "man-whores"... but if they are, my number is: (408) 429 -

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I'm off tomorrow, so I'm posting this a bit early. I don't want you kids to go without for the weekend. His name is Evandro Soldati... I call him "Smokin'!"

Nice Pec!

Pull those pants down a skoatch more...

Nice Package

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As an added bonus, a little YouTube action--Cheyenne Jackson backstage at Xanadu.

I saw this at Towleroad... "A terrycloth bathrobe could die of loneliness in this theater!"

Account Transfer to EGL's Spank Bank

Just for you EGL, some "package" pics of Jonathan Papelbon. Sadly, those black compression pants do not allow enough access. Pabelbon was also in the news today in Boston...

He Dances!

Getting Silly (I'd still do him...)

Pointing to me in the stands...*

*A guy can dream, can't he? Wacka-Chicka-Wacka-Chicka-Bow-Wow