Showing posts with label bunny thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bunny thoughts. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Buddy's Version of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
a chew toy under a pear tree.


On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me;:
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
7 stuffed toys;
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
8 bags of blueberries;
7 stuffed toys;
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
9 cardboard chew tubes;
8 bags of blueberries;
7 stuffed toys;
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
10 shreddable phone books;
9 cardboard chew tubes;
8 bags of blueberries;
7 stuffed toys;
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
11 bunny rattles;
10 shreddable phone books;
9 cardboard chew tubes;
8 bags of blueberries;
7 stuffed toys;
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
12 baby rabbits;
11 bunny rattles;
10 shreddable phone books;
9 cardboard chew tubes;
8 bags of blueberries;
7 stuffed toys;
6 ducks a quacking;
5 bales of hay;
4 willow wreaths;
3 Ripe Cherries;
2 bunny massages;
and a chew toy under a pear tree.






... Wait! What was that last verse?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

allowance

Maybe pets should get an allowance.

Here’s my thinking: I had to steal dad’s credit card last month to make a donation to the Humane Society.

I just need money for good causes like that one, so I don’t need much. I’d never be selfish and buy toys even though I love the pet toys.

Speaking of which, Dad, I need a new bunny rattle. I accidentally ate the willow ring off the one I have and then kicked the wood part into my litter box. It’s a little messy now.

I know; Gross!

But back to the main topic, maybe a weekly pet allowance. Set a little aside each week for a bunny to give to charity. After all, we give so much to the humans every day.

It’s just a thought.