I love this line of
greeting cards! They're Mormon-y without being too lame.
Here are some of my favorites:

I think Cheerios under the car seat should count as a 72-hour kit.
You're such a good mom.
Families are Forever.
I hope you like your in-laws.
I heard that Latter Day Saint women stop having kids after 35...
I guess they think having 36 kids is just too many?
Born of goodly parents
Congratulations on the birth of your new baby. If I were still in the pre-existence, I would have chosen you, too.
I am convinced that of the ten virgins five of them had callings in Young Women and that's why they never got the announcement.
We miss you in Relief Society!
Elder's Quorum Movers and Shakers
Thanks for the cheap labor.
Count your blessings - name them one by one
1.) me