When the family car developed a slight knock, the wife asked her husband if he had bought regular or premium gas, but he couldn’t remember.
“You probably got the cheaper gas,” she said. “That could account for the engine running so rough.”
“No, the gas wasn’t cheaper!” he replied indignantly.
“Well, how much did it cost?” asked the wife.
“It cost the same as always,” said the husband. “I bought the usual ten dollars worth.”
bada-bing ~~~!
PRAYER POSITIONS
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
“Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one.
“No,” another contended. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”
“You’re both wrong,” the third insisted. “The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor.”
The repairman could contain himself no longer. “Hey, fellas,” he interrupted, “the best prayin’ I ever did was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.”
okay, okay, one more ...
THE BIG CITY ADVENTURES OF COWBOY JOE
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
“When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued.
“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.
“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.
“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
“Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.
“Pew,” Charlie retorted.
“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”
and that's a laff rap! bada-boom~~~!
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