Bryce: Where are you going?
Me: Sariah's house.
Bryce: Who's Sariah?
India: Dada's sister, my aunt, and mommy's friend.
India: I think we both have the same hair.
Me: Oh yeah? Is that cause we both have dark brown hair?
India (as she's combing her hair with water): Yeah. And we both have sticking up hair.
Sorry for the frizzy hair gene babe.
"Dammit!" India's frustration when she couldn't get a puzzle piece to fit.
I'm mortified that she learned that awful word from me.
Ammon: Go brush you teeth India.
India: Not till you say you're sorry first.
Every night: "Mommy, I will come snuggle you in the morning, so you will have no bad dreams."
"I am going to marry my best friend. I think I will have a contest."
India: I want makeup for Christmas.
Ammon: No.
India: Then I will not invite you to my wedding.
Ammon: I wish you would spend as much time thinking about where you want to go to college as you do about getting married.
India: I'm not going to college.
Ammon: You go sit in time out right now.
Time Out
Ammon: Why did you have to sit in time out?
India: Because I said I'm not going to college. But princesses don't go to college!
Ammon: Well, you're not allowed to be a princess then.
Tears
Me: Princesses go to college. I'm a princess and I went to college. (Then I list all of the princesses that have gone to college in our family. Come on Disney!)
Ammon: And you can go to college in a castle.
Ammon and India go look online at uber expensive universities that have gorgeous campuses.
"When I grow up to be a human, I will go to college and work at the dog groom."
10 comments:
dying of laughter.
i miss that kid.
I hope my kids never become human either, so cute! And as far as Maya- Lor does the same thing. Tortures the dog- makes him "soup" to drink, all sorts of stuff. I can't wait to see you guys this weekend! are you still coming?
Heck yes we're still coming! I can't wait to see you:)
What a crack up! I can't believe the whole princesses don't go to college thing. That is hilarious! And the fact that Ammon really put her in time out because she didn't want to go to college! HA!
That is hilarious! I love it. What a fantastic little human!
Maybe you should send India here.
http://princess-prep.com/
Just a thought...
Oh my! My favorite post. India come back and stay with us!!!! You could leave her here for a long time before we would get tired. We loved the phone call the other day!
Ammon teases India about princesses not going to college and today Jack threw a fit and Steve teased him and said, "Then we won't celebrate Christmas." Jack retorted, "You aren't going to celebrate Jesus' birth?" Way to go, Jack! Fighting dirty alright!
When are you coming? You can stay here on your way to family!!! :) Okay sometime you'll come again I just know it.
That girl is hilarious! Seriously cracks me up. Ammon totally deserves her. She is too smart!
I just love your girls! They are just too darn cute!
Hey just thinking of you Wiemers. Our neighbors were asking if we left any close friends in Utah and I sighed. :) Hopefully you had a great Christmas.
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