Hungry Babies Cafe

The Arctic
by Norris Niman

When an elephants wants to play with you, you're going to just have to play with him. You literally do not have a choice.

Traditional Nepalese goat-balancing.

Dancing robot.

Yay, I did it!

Baby's first steps.

On to some Adult Babies:

Oh no, someone stole my bag! This actually sucks. I could see this happening to me.

Stupid people cheer as a nearby volcano blows its top, apparently believing that because the volcano is on a screen and because nothing on a screen can hurt you, they are perfectly safe.

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a user's manual.

YouTubers suffer disasters as they make "unboxing" videos. One big problem I see: Instead of laying the product on the desk and shooting from above while they open it, these Influencer-Types are determined to get their own faces into the shot, which results in them having at least one fewer hand than necessary.

There's some of this going on, but a couple of Soyboy Beta Cucks do it too.

Steve Inman:

Entitled Karen attempts a simple grab-and-run robbery at a gun store, and quickly learns why women should not compete with men in track or Greco-Roman wrestling.

Drunk Karen keeps f***ing around until the woman she's laying hands on lets her find out.

On Rumble: Karens Gone Wild.

More on Rumble: Knuckle sandwich buffet.

Also on Rumble: Content warning for this compilation of vids of civiians fighting back against criminals, because in many cases, shooting ensues and some criminals look like they're dead.

Finally, another Rumble compilation of criminals finding out that law abiding citizens have guns too, and they're usually better shots.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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